“Marriage is like a deck of cards” (joke)
Marriage is compared to a deck of cards in a popular joke printed on many images: "Marriage is like a deck of cards. At first all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you…
“Maybe I should’ve said DiMaggio?” (talking dog joke)
Was New York Yankee Babe Ruth (1895-1948) the greatest baseball player ever? Or was it New York Yankee Joe DiMaggio (1914-1999). A joke involves a man who enter a bar and tells the bartender that…
“Medical diagnosis is rarely black and white unless it’s a chess infection”
A "chest infection" is not a "chess infection" and has nothing to do with the game of chess, but there are jokes. "It must be cold in Russia, I hope Garry Kasparov…
“Men at 20 play football, at 30 play tennis, at 40 play golf…” (joke)
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterTiffany Mason@dttpaixoxomen in their 20s play football, 30's they play tennis, 40's they play golf, proven: when men get older their balls get smaller!…
“Men like football because the priorities are Scoring and Ball Security”
A football joke is: "Men like football because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life, Scoring and Ball Security." "Why do men…
“Million Dollar Video Game Idea: A game that teaches gamers how to say words to women”
A stereotype of a video gamer is a male who can't approach women. "Million Dollar Video Game Idea: A game that teaches gamers how to say words to women" is a saying that has been…
“Million-dollar arm, ten-cent head”
"Million-dollar arm, ten-cent head" is said of a baseball pitcher (or a football quarterback) with a great arm, but who seemingly doesn't have the intelligence to take advantage of…
“Modern baseball implies the existence of ancient cringeball”
"Base" and "cringe" are opposites, so many people have applied this to the sport of baseball to invent its opposite. "Baseball or cringeball?" was posted on Twitter…
“Momentum is only as good as the next day’s starter” (baseball adage)
"Momentum is only as good as the next day's starter" is a baseball adage credited to manager Earl Weaver (1930-2013), although it's not certain when he said it. "What was…
“Monotony is a bored game. Monopoly is a board game”
Monopoly is a favorite board game. "Monotony is my favorite bored game" is jocular saying, with "Monotony" for "Monopoly" and "bored" for "board."…
“Monotony is my favorite bored game”
Monopoly is a favorite board game. "Monotony is my favorite bored game" is jocular saying, with "Monotony" for "Monopoly" and "bored" for "board."…
“More people like baseball than football because they don’t need a college education to get tickets”
Football before 1940 was less popular than baseball and was mostly played on the college level. The National Football League (NFL) was formed in 1920 as the American Professional Football…
“Most board games have one winner and multiple losers. Jenga has one loser and multiple winners”
Jenga is a game where players take turns removing one block at a time from a tower of 54 blocks. If the tower collapses, that player "loses" and the other players "win."…
“Move in silence until it’s time to say checkmate”
"Move in silence, only speak when it's time to say checkmate" (or "Move in silence until it's time to say checkmate") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Move in silence, only speak when it’s time to say checkmate”
"Move in silence, only speak when it's time to say checkmate" (or "Move in silence until it's time to say checkmate") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Mud is a great leveller” (sports adage)
Mud has been called a "great leveller" because a muddy playing field makes it difficult to run up and down, thus preventing much scoring. "Mud, like death, is a great leveller"…
“My family’s leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing. And they’re off!”
"They're off!" is a famous starting call in horse racing. "My wife and daughter are leaving because of my obsession with horse racing. And they're off!" was posted on…
“My friend bullied and pressured me to go spelunking, so I caved”
"Caving" is also known as "spelunking" in the United States. "Cave" also means to cease to resist (to submit). "RT @YUCKYBOT: My friends convinced me to go…
“My friend was in hospital recently. She’s doing okay and has been passing the time by playing board games…” (NHS joke)
The "NHS" (National Health Service in England) can sound like "any chess," and there are jokes. A popular hospital pun has been cited in print since at least March 2021. This…
“My gamer girlfriend just left me…said I always tried to controller”
"Controller" sounds like "control her." A gamer joke was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on August 14, 2020: "My gamer girlfriend just left me...said I always tried to…