“Don’t talk to me or my 53 unfinished video games ever again”
Many gamers have unfinished video games, and they don't like to talk about it. "Don’t talk to me or my 53 unfinished video games ever again" was posted on Tumblr by pojkflata on…
“Don’t throw a fit if your beach volleyball team is defeated. Nobody likes a shore loser”
A beach volleyball joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on January 3, 2024: "Don’t throw a fit if your beach volleyball team is defeated. Nobody likes a shore loser." The expression…
“Down goes Frazier!”
Heavyweight boxing champion Joe Frazier (1944-2011) lost his title to George Foreman in a January 22, 1973 fight in Kingston, Jamaica. Howard Cosell made his famous broadcasting call after Foreman…
“Draw for show and follow for dough” (billiards adage)
"Draw for show, follow for dough" is a saying that has been used in billiards since at least 2000, when it was the title of an article by Tom Simpson. A "draw" is a difficult…
“Dream catchers imply the existence of dream pitchers, dream shortstops, an entire dream team”
A "dreamcatcher" has nothing to do with baseball, but many people joke that there should also be "dream pitchers." "Si existen los 'dreamcatcher'....existen los…
“Dreamcatcher implies the existence of dreampitcher”
A "dreamcatcher" has nothing to do with baseball, but many people joke that there should also be "dream pitchers." "Si existen los 'dreamcatcher'....existen los…
“Dressage horses dance really well for having two left feet”
"Dressage" is an equestrian sport where horse and rider are expected to perform from memory a series of predetermined movements. Dressage is sometimes called "horse ballet" and…
“Dressage takes two lifetimes to master”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Fencing takes two lifetimes to master" is a similar saying. Wikipedia: DressageDressage (/ˈdrɛsɑːʒ/ or /drɨˈsɑːʒ/; a French term, most commonly…
“Drinking town with a football problem” (various cities)
"A drinking town with a football problem" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many T-shirts: . September 1994 (Iowa State): "AMES IOWA A good drinking town with a football…
“Drive for show and putt for dough” (golf adage)
"Drive for show and putt for dough" is a popular rhyming golf adage, but the saying has had many non-rhyming forms. "We drive for pleasure, but we putt for money" was said by…
“Eagles don’t deliver on Sunday” (NFL football joke)
The U.S. Postal Service doesn't deliver on Sundays. NFL football games are usually played on Sundays. A popular joke asks, how is an NFL team like the postal service (or an NFL player like the…
“Early to bed, early to rise, fish all day and make up lies”
"Early to bed, early to rise, fish all day, make up lies" has been printed on many gift items, sometimes given as the "Fisherman's Creed." "Early to bed and early to…
“Even BINGO got canceled! This has never happened B4”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many cancellations, especially in professional sports. A joke was posted on Facebook by Cheryl Hennessy on March 16, 2020: "Even BINGO got…
“Even BINGO got cancelled. This has never happened B4”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many cancellations, especially in professional sports. A joke was posted on Facebook by Cheryl Hennessy on March 16, 2020: "Even BINGO got…
“Every night is election night on the sports desk”
"Every night is election night on the sports desk" is a saying popular at the sports departments of newspapers and television stations. Election night is a busy night for news; the saying…
“Every shot pleases someone” (golf adage)
"Every shot pleases somebody/someone" is a golf adage; a great shot pleases the golfer and a poor shot pleases the golfer's opponents. "Every shot pleases somebody" has…
“Every strike brings me closer to the next home run”
"Evvery strike brings me closer to my/the next home run" is an inspirational quotation that has been credited to New York Yankees famed home run champion George Herman "Babe"…
“Every time I cough I hear words like knight bishop pawn & queen. Dr. said I had a chess infection”
A "chest infection" is not a "chess infection" and has nothing to do with the game of chess, but there are jokes. "It must be cold in Russia, I hope Garry Kasparov…
“Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit” (boxing adage)
"Everyone has a plan/strategy until they've been hit/punched (in the face/mouth)" is a boxing adage meaning that brutal reality can change even the best of prepared plans. A similar…
“Everyone looks good in shorts” (football adage)
Football players wear shorts for light practices, without hitting. "Everyone looks good in shorts" means that players can't be properly evaluated during these light practices.…