“Her: Let’s meet for a drink and see where it goes!” (joke)
A dating joke was posted on Twitter by He Called Me Greenhorn on January 25, 2021: Her: Let's meet for a drink and see where it goes!Me: It goes in your mouth, Jennifer. "See where it…
“Her: You’re the coolest guy on Twitter. Me: Thanks mom.”
People usually want fans on social media. Guys often really want female fans, but not one's mother. "Her: You're the coolest guy on twitter. Me: Thanks mom" was posted on…
“Herbal tea tastes so much better when it’s coffee”
"Herbal tea tastes so much better when it's coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Justine Chase Grey on July 9, 2009.…
“Here in the South, we don’t hide crazy. We parade it on the porch and give it a cocktail”
"We don't hide the crazy. We parade it down the street" is a New Orleans Mardi Gras saying that has been printed on many images. There have been several variations of the saying.…
“Here in the South, we don’t hide crazy. We parade it on the porch and give it sweet tea”
"We don't hide the crazy. We parade it down the street" is a New Orleans Mardi Gras saying that has been printed on many images. There have been several variations of the saying.…
“Here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning”
"Here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning" (or "And here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Oh for…
“Here’s a bit of advice for you. Advi”
A joke was posted on Twitter on May 30, 2009: "Here's a bit of advice for you. Advi." TwitterAndy McZomb@McZombHere's a bit of advice for you.Advi.7:39 AM - 30 May 2009…
“Here’s a house without a flaw” (real estate joke)
"Here is a house without a flaw," says a real estate agent in the old joke. "Gosh, what do you walk on?" responds the prospective client, mistaking "flaw" for…
“Here’s a joke for all you mind readers out there…”
"Here's a joke for all the/you mind readers out there..." (or "Here's a question for you mind readers out there...") is a social media joke that has been printed on…
“Here’s a question for all you mind readers out there…”
"Here's a joke for all the/you mind readers out there..." (or "Here's a question for you mind readers out there...") is a social media joke that has been printed on…
“Here’s a reminder before you lose your shit today. They don’t serve alcohol in prison”
"Here's a reminder before you lose your shit today. They don't serve alcohol in prison" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Here's a reminder before…
“Here’s an exhaustive list of the things schools have authority to keep from parents: #1: NOTHING”
"Here’s an exhaustive list of the things schools have authority to keep from parents: #1: NOTHING" was posted on Facebook by Erin for Parental Rights on August 28, 2023. The saying…
“Here’s how!” & “Here’s looking at you!” (drinking toast)
Entry in progress -- B.P. 1856 _Knickerbocker_ XLVII 404: "_Here's at you!_" And with these words, down went the fire-water with wonderful unanimity. 30 November 1881, Washington…
“Here’s mud in your eye” (toast)
"Here's mud in your eye" is a toast that has been cited in print since at least 1911. Origin of the toast is unknown. The book Dictionary of Word Origins (1997) by Jordan Almond…
“Here’s my take on high school reunions. If I haven’t contacted you in the last 20 years…”
"Here's my take on high school reunions: If I haven't contacted you in 20 years, there's probably a reason" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The quotation…
“Here’s to good women: May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them”
"Here's to good/strong women: May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popular in the month of…
“Here’s to our wives and girlfriends—may they never meet!” (toast)
A Royal Navy toast from the 1800s is: "May our wives always be our sweethearts and our sweethearts always become our wives." A jocular version of the toast has been cited in print since…
“Here’s to you and here’s to me, the best of friends we’ll always be” (toast)
"Here's to you and here's to me, the best of friends we'll always be. But if by chance we disagree, to hell with you and here's to me!" (or "Here's to you…
“Here’s to you and here’s to me. May we never disagree” (toast)
"Here's to you and here's to me, the best of friends we'll always be. But if by chance we disagree, to hell with you and here's to me!" (or "Here's to you…
“Here’s to a long life and a merry one…” (toast)
A popular anonymous "Irish toast" is: “Here’s to a long life and a merry one.A quick death and an easy one.A pretty girl and an honest one.A cold beer—and another one!” The toast…