“What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note?”/“Beef-flat.”
"Beef-flat" sounds like "B-flat." "'The tune that old cow died on,' must have been written in beef flat. -- Whitehall Times." was printed in the Record of…
“What’s a drummer’s favorite vegetable?”/“Beets.”
A drummer riddle is: Q: What’s a drummers favorite vegetable?A: Beets (Beats). "beets. RT @mattmangano: What is a drummers favorite vegetable?" was posted on Twitter by Holly Frees on…
“What’s a Mennonite’s favorite kind of raisin?”/“Barn raisin’.”
"Raisin" can sound like "raising." "What is an Amish man's favorite dried fruit? A barn raisin!" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 9, 2014.…
“What’s a mythical gourd with an attitude?”/“A sass-squash.”
Sasquatch (Bigfoot) has nothing to do with squash, but several jokes involve "sas-squash" or "sass-squash." "What do you call a squash with an attitude? A SASS-SQUASH!…
“What’s a police officer’s favorite gaming console?”/“WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U.”
Wii U s a home video game console developed by Nintendo. The name sounds like a European police siren. "Sounds like a euro police siren. Wii U...wii u...wii u" was posted on Twitter on…
“What’s a tired dragon’s favorite steak?”/“Flamin’ yawn.”
"Filet mignon" can sound like "flamin' yawn," and there are jokes. "What's a tired dragons favorite steak? Sarah: Flamin'yawn! (filet mignon)" was…
“What’s an ideal name for a Vietnamese-Italian fusion restaurant?”/“Pho-geddaboudit.”
"WHY HAVEN'T I OPENED A VIETNAMESE/ITALIAN FUSION RESTAURANT CALLED "PHO-GEDDA 'BOUT IT"?!" was posted on Twitter by Lucia Fasano on June 18, 2014. The name is a…
“What’s another name for the captain of a sail boat?”/“A sails manager.”
"Sales manager" shouldn't be confused with "sails manager," but there are jokes. "YES! Just been hired as a sails manager at the yacht club 🚣" was posted on…
“What’s considered trashy if you’re poor, but classy if you’re rich?”/“Getting govt. money.”
A business magnate such as Elon Musk receives billions of "corporate welfare" government money. However, when a poor person receives welfare, many people regard this action as worse.…
“What’s every road worker’s favorite candy?”/“A pavemint.”
Pavement contains no mint, except in "pave-mint"/"pavemint" jokes. "The freshest street in town is made of pave-mint" was posted on Twitter by Richard Backeberg on…
“What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?”/“A carrot.”
A carrot riddle is: Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A: A carrot. The riddle was posted on the newsgroup eunet.jokes on April 24, 1990, where it was called an old joke. The joke is that…
“What’s really selfish is expecting other individuals to surrender their liberties…”
"What’s really selfish is expecting other individuals to surrender their liberties so that you can enjoy a false sense of security. AND THATS A FACT" was posted on Twitter by Mr…
“What’s the best cheese to lure a bear out of a cave?”/“Camembert.”
"Camembert" cheese sound a little like "come on, bear." A riddle is: Q: What’s the best cheese to lure a bear out of a cave?A: Camembert. "He also told me this, what…
“What’s the best day to fly a kite?”/“Windsday.”
"Wednesday" sometimes sounds like "Windsday," and there's a riddle: Q: What’s the best day to fly a kite?A: Windsday. "What's the best day to fly a kite?…
“What’s the best field event in athletics? Discus”
"Discus" (as in the "discus throw," a track and field event) should not be confused with "discuss" (as in "discussion"), but there are jokes. "What is…
“What’s the best kind of grass for your front yard?”/“Emo grass because it cuts itself.”
An “emo” joke has been told on several images: Q: What’s the best kind of grass for your front yard?A: Emo grass because it cuts itself. "Emo grass -- the grass that cuts itself"…
“What’s the best way to cook alligator?”/“In a crockpot.”
Crockpots aren't for cooking crocodiles, but there are jokes. "JOHN ESTES wondering if alligator is cooked in a 'croc pot'" was printed in the Hanford (CA) Sentinel on…
“What’s the best way to get walnuts and Brazil nuts to laugh?”/“Crack them up.”
A walnut riddle has been cited in print since at least 2004: Q: How do you make a walnut laugh?A: Crack it up! A version including Brazil nuts was posted on Twitter by Lorraine Jo King on August…
“What’s the difference between a bowl of moldy lettuce and a depressing song?” (riddle)
"Bad salad" and "sad ballad" is a spoonerism. "GAYLORD CARTER, in his Grin, Sing and Bear It (if you can) Club, at Don Lee's yesterday morning, after a beautiful…
“What’s the difference between a college freshman and a high school senior?”/“Three months.”
A popular college saying is: Q: What’s the difference between a college freshman and a high school senior?A: Three months of summer vacation. That is, there is not much time to prepare for…