“What’s the damage?” (cost of the meal)
"What's the damage?" means "What's the cost (of the meal)?" The question is often said to a waiter, who then presents the bill. The phrase is also said by a diner to…
“What’s the deal with airline food?”
American stand-up comedian and actor Jerry Seinfeld hosted the television show Saturday Night Live on April 18, 1992, and a sketch involved him hosting the game show "Stand-Up and Win"…
“What’s the deal with airplane food?”
American stand-up comedian and actor Jerry Seinfeld hosted the television show Saturday Night Live on April 18, 1992, and a sketch involved him hosting the game show "Stand-Up and Win"…
“What’s the definition of endless love?”/“Two blind people playing tennis.”
“Love means nothing to a tennis player” is an old joke on the scoring in tennis (where "love" does mean nothing). Another joke is: Q: What's the definition of endless love? A:…
“What’s the derivative of Amazon?”/“Amazon Prime.”
Amazon Prime is a paid subscription service offered by Amazon.com. It has nothing to do with prime numbers, but there have been several jokes. "What's the derivative of Amazon prime?…
“What’s the devil’s favorite spice?”/“SINnamon.”
There is no "sin" in "cinnamon," but there are jokes and riddles. "Sinnamon is the devil's spice" was posted on Twitter by M@ on August 10, 2013.…
“What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?”/“You can’t milk a cow for X years.”
The September 11, 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon were a national tragedy, but some have been accused of profiting (or "milking") the tragedy too much for personal…
“What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th”
Do restaurants overcharge for Valentine's Day? "Dan" posted on Twitter on February 13, 2015: "What's the difference between a $15 steak & a $50 steak? February 13 &…
“What’s the difference between a bad dog and a hot dog?” (riddle)
“The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it” is a saying from the 1930s. "What is the difference between a dog with rabies and a hot dog? One bites the hand…
“What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?” (joke)
A popular golf joke is: Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?A: A bad golfer goes, "WHACK! Oh shit!" A bad skydiver goes, "Oh shit! WHACK!" The…
“What’s the difference between a banker and a pigeon?” (joke)
A standard joke is told whenever there's a financial downturn. "What's the difference between a banker and a pigeon? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes!" The joke…
“What’s the difference between a barber and a stylist?”/”$50.”
What's the difference between a barber and a stylist? A joke is: Q: What's the difference between a barber and a stylist?A: $50 (or some other amount). "The stylist charged about…
“What’s the difference between a bartender and a mixologist?” (joke)
"What's the difference between a bartender and a mixologist?" is both a serious and a non-serious question. The serious answers vary. Some people claim that there is no difference,…
“What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?”/“Porcupines have pricks on the outside.”
Are people who own expensive sports cars all pricks? A joke has been cited in print since at least 1986: Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?A: The porcupine has little…
“What’s the difference between a bond and a bond trader?”/“The bond matures.”
A classic Wall Street riddle is: Q: What's the difference between a bond and a bond trader?A: The bond matures. The joke was printed in the Chicago (IL) Sun-Times on October 7, 1987. A similar…
“What’s the difference between a bonus and a penis?” (joke)
A popular off-color joke about an employee bonus is: Q: What's the difference between a bonus and a penis?A: Your wife will blow your bonus! The joke was posted to the newsgroup eunet.jokes on…
“What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold?” (riddle)
A "one stops the nose, and the other knows the stops" riddle has had three difference variations. A "church organist" variation was cited in 1862: "What is the difference…
“What’s the difference between a cactus and a caucus?” (joke)
An old political joke runs: "What's the difference between a cactus and a caucus? The cactus has all the pricks on the outside." Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973), a Democratic senator…
“What’s the difference between a camera and a sock?”/“One takes photos, the other takes 5 toes.”
A camera riddle is: Q: What's the difference between a camera and a sock?A: A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes. "Photos" sounds like "fo' toes" (4 toes).…
“What’s the difference between a candle and a curry?”/“A candle only burns at one end.”
A curry riddle is: Q: What's the difference between a candle and a curry?A: A candle only burns at one end. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1997. 23 July 1997, The Mirror…