“A watched pot never boils”
"A watched pot never boils" (also "a watched kettle never boils" and "a watched pot is slow to boil") means that constant anticipation and watching makes things seem…
“A weasel walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A weasel version is: "A teenage weasel walks into a bar. Bartender says,…
“A weatherman was sacked because of cold, gloomy forecasts. No more mist and ice guy”
"Mr. Nice Guy" shouldn't be confused with "mist and ice guy," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot (it was probably originally on the Sickipedia…
“A web developer left a restaurant before ordering because he hated the menus” (joke)
A restaurant's menu is different from a computer's menu. A comic was posted on comic.browserling.com on September 9, 2015, showing a web developer looking at a restaurant's menu and…
“A web developer left a restaurant before ordering because he hated the menus” (joke)
A restaurant's menu is different from a computer's menu. A comic was posted on comic.browserling.com on September 9, 2015, showing a web developer looking at a restaurant's menu and…
“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day”
Wednesday is nicknamed "hump day." "A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day" is a jocular Wednesday saying that has been printed on many images. "A Wednesday with no…
“A week is a long time in politics”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Overnight is a long time in politics; a week is forever." Wikiquote: Harold WilsonJames Harold Wilson, Baron Wilson of Rievaulx, KG, OBE, FRS, PC (11 March 1916…
“A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous”
"A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous" means that the well-adjusted person is not afraid to make make mistakes -- and he or she usually…
“A wet man does not fear the rain”
"A wet man does not fear the rain" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "One already wet does not fear the rain" was listed as a Turkish proverb in…
“A wildebeest walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A wildebeest version is: "A wildebeest walks into a bar and the bartender says,…
“A win is a win” (sports adage)
"A win is a win (is a win)" is often said by the coach and players of a winning team, meaning that all that matters is the victory. If a heavy favorite pulls out an unexpectedly narrow…
“A wine tasting is the only time it’s okay to ask a woman in public if she spits or swallows”
"Do you spit or swallow?" is a wine tasting question (and oral sex double entendre). "Wine tasting.. Where to ask a chick whether she spits or swallows is considered good…
“A winner is a dreamer who never gives up”
"A winner is a dreamer who never gives up" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images, often with a credit to South African political leader Nelson Mandela…
“A winner makes commitments. A loser makes promises”
American journalist Sydney J. Harris (1917-1986) wrote a "Strictly Personal" column in January 1967 that was titled, "How to tell a Winner from a Loser." A popular line is:…
“A winner never quits and a quitter never wins”
"A winner never quits" (or "winners never quit") and "a quitter never wins" (or "quitters never win") are sayings especially popular in sports. "A…
“A winter poem: Shit, it’s cold. The end”
"A winter poem: Shit, it's cold. The end" is a jocular winter saying that has been printed on many images. The piece is also called "Winter" or "Ode to Winter."…
“A wireless bra? It was tricky enough; now I need a password?”
A “wireless bra” can’t access the internet, but there are jokes. "A wireless bra? They weren't tricky enough, now I need a password?" was posted on X/Twitter by Jeff Dwoskin…
“A wise Chinese man once said, “If a dog barks, it’s undercooked’”
What does a dog's barking mean? "A wise Chinese man once said, "If a dog barks, it's undercooked'" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. The saying…
“A wise doctor once wrote… [scribbles]”
Doctors have a reputation for having bad handwriting. "A wise doctor once wrote," followed by scribbles, is a joke that has been printed on many images. The image was posted to Science…
“A wise man can always be found alone. A weak man can always be found in a crowd”
"A wise man can always be found alone. A weak man can always be found in a crowd" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A wise man can always be found alone. A weak man…