“I tried to follow my dreams. but they blocked me”
"Follow your dreams" is a common saying that has been printed on many images. It usually doesn't refer to a follow on social media, but there are jokes. "I wanted to follow my…
“I tried to send Bugs Bunny a file through Google Drive, but he only accepts a Whatsapp doc”
WhatsApp (an instant messaging and voice-over-IP service) has nothing to do with Bugs Bunny and his famous catchphrase "What's up, doc?," but there are jokes. "Cuál es la App…
“I used to be a freelance journalist, but I wasn’t very good at it. Lance is still in prison”
"Freelance" journalism isn't about freeing someone named Lance, but there's a joke: "I used to be a freelance journalist, but I was crap. Lance is still in prison."…
“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted” (Mae West)
"Pure As the Snow, But She Drifted" was the title of an entertainment that was printed in the Butte (MT) Miner on May 16, 1917. "'She was as pure and as white as snow.'…
“I used to think that sticks and stones could break my bones but words could never hurt me…”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names/words will never harm me” is a classic children's rhyme. A joke variation was posted on Twitter by Steph Marie on May 5, 2011: "I used…
“I used to wonder what it’d be like to read other people’s minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and now I’m over it”
"I used to wonder what it’d be like to read other people’s minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and I’m over it" is a jocular Facebook saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole”
"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images. The ssaying was posted on…
“I want to make a font joke, but I’m just not bold enough”
“@iNusku: I want to make a font joke, but I'm just not bold enough" (the original tweet is no longer available) was posted on X/Twitter by Pkitass on May 24, 2011. "I would make a…
“I wanted to follow my dreams, but they blocked me”
"Follow your dreams" is a common saying that has been printed on many images. It usually doesn't refer to a follow on social media, but there are jokes. "I wanted to follow my…
“I was accused of illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia. I said I could explain everything”
Can Wikipedia explain everything? A joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 9, 2015: "I was accused of illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia. I told them I could explain…
“I was following my dreams, but they blocked me”
"Follow your dreams" is a common saying that has been printed on many images. It usually doesn't refer to a follow on social media, but there are jokes. "I wanted to follow my…
“I was shopping online and saw a horse that I rather liked. So I clicked ‘Add to cart’”
Online shopping often has the option "Add to cart." This cart doesn't involve a horse, but a joke was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on September 29, 2010: "I was shopping…
“I wasn’t allowed to watch ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’ as a kid because of my Peanut allergy”
Peanuts is a syndicated comic strip that was published from 1950 to 2000. Some Peanuts television holiday specials featured the Charlie Brown and Snoopy characters. Peanuts has nothing to do with a…
“I went on an online video call and a picture of a can of spam appeared on my screen. I think it was a zoom meat tin”
"Zoom meeting" is sometimes joked as "zoom meat tin." "Just gone online for a video conference call.. A can of corned beef popped up on my screen.. Must be a zoom meat…
“I went to a meeting of recovering hackers. It was called Anonymous Anonymous”
There are many "Anonymous" help groups, like Alcoholics Anonymous. What would a hackers group be called? "What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called? Anonymous…
“I whispered because I didn’t want Zuckerberg to hear us. She laughed. I laughed. Siri laughed”
A joke about surveillance mentions Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, Amazon Alexa and/or Apple's Siri. "My son asked me why I speak so softly in the house. I said I was afraid the NSA was…
“I wish Facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me so I could like it”
Facebook does not notify when someone is unfriended. Many people are happy to see false friends leave. "I wish Facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me, that way I could (go) like…
“I wish Facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me, that way I could go like it”
Facebook does not notify when someone is unfriended. Many people are happy to see false friends leave. "I wish Facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me, that way I could (go) like…
“I wish Twitter had like a comedy mode where you would only see funny tweets”
Many people want to see humor on social media, and not political arguments. "I wish there was a way to only see funny tweets" was posted on X/Twitter by You on May 12, 2018. "I wish…
“I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb”
"I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "When I tweet I wonder how many miles my thumb scrolled" was posted on…