“Annoy a liberal—work hard & be happy”
"Annoy a liberal -- work hard & be happy" has been a bumper sticker slogan since at least 1994. The conservative message means that liberals don't like to work and prefer being…
“Annoy a politician today—THINK”
"Annoy a politician today -- THINK" has been a bumper sticker slogan since at least 1995. The bumper sticker has been sold by Instant Attitudes since at least that date and the saying…
“Answering the phone ‘Sheriff’s Department, Fraud Division’ sure has slowed down the telemarketer calls”
Almost everyone hates getting a phone call from a telemarketer. "Answering the phone 'Sheriff's Department, Fraud Division' sure has slowed down the telemarketer calls" is…
“Anti-science is reading a notice on a mask box that it doesn’t protect against viruses…”
Many people wore face masks during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. However, the boxes that the masks came in usually admitted that a mask does not provide adequate protection against viruses.…
“Ants on a log, floating down the river to the waterfall” (bureaucracy)
"Ants on a log, floating down the river (to the waterfall), and each ant thinking he was steering" is an old political saying/metaphor. This was printed in The Daily Gazette (Lawrence,…
“Any country with ‘democratic’ in the title isn’t”
"Any country with 'democratic' in the title isn't" was written by sportswriter Jim Murray (1919-1998) in the Los Angeles (CA) Times on August 3, 1980. The German Democratic…
“Any government body that mandates something that they exempt themselves from…”
"Any government body that mandates something on the public that they all exempt themselves from can never be trusted" is a saying that has been printed on an image. During the COVID-19…
“Any government that wages psychological warfare on its own citizens…”
"Any government that wages psychological warfare on its own citizens has declared itself an enemy of the people" was posted on Twitter by "Alex ‘Being free is our birthright!"…
“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him…”
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian" is a quote that has been credited to…
“Any party which takes credit for the rain must take blame for the drought”
Dwight Morrow (1873-1931) gave a speech in October 1930, during his successful campaign for U.S. Senate from New Jersey: "Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its…
“Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses”
"Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses" is a jocular quotation that has been included in many quotations collections. The saying has been cited in print…
“Anybody can make a baby, but you need a license to fish”
"Can’t believe they let just anyone make babies but you gotta have a license to fucking fish" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The actor Keanu Reeves said in the…
“Anyone can use my French Revolution joke. It’s royalty free”
The French Revolution deposed of royalty. "You can use my French Revolution joke. It's royalty free" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 31, 2021. "Anyone can use my French…
“Anyone else think Pokémon characters Koffing and Weezing look similar to the Coronavirus?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic reminded many of the Pokémon characters "Koffing" (coughing) and "Weezing" (wheezing). "I would've thought Koffing or Weezing…
“Anyone trying to disarm you is not your friend”
"Anyone trying to disarm you is not your friend" and "Anyone trying to disarm you is your enemy" are pro-gun sayings. "Registration always Precedes Confiscation! ANYONE…
“Anyone trying to disarm you is your enemy”
"Anyone trying to disarm you is not your friend" and "Anyone trying to disarm you is your enemy" are pro-gun sayings. "Registration always Precedes Confiscation! ANYONE…
“Anyone who believes in exponential growth in a finite world is either a madman or an economist”
“Anyone who believes exponential growth can go on forever in a finite world is either a madman or an economist" is a quote that has been credited in 1973 to English-born American economist…
“Anything I don’t like should be banned. Everything I like should be a human right…”
"Anything I don't like should be banned, anything I like is a human right" was posted on Twitter by Murdos on August 16, 2015. “Anything I like should be mandatory, and anything I…
“Apparently, a cat has caught COVID-19. Don’t ask meow!”
A COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic joke is that a cat got Covid-19, or that a cat gave Covid-19 to its owner. The punchline: "Don't ask meow." ("Don't ask me how.")…
“AR—means the gun was manufactured in Arkansas” (joke)
AR-15 and AK-47 are rifles, but they are not named after the postal codes for Arkansas (AR) and Alaska (AK). A joke (shown on a meme) was poste on Facebook by George Baylor on October 22, 2019:…