“The 12 Days of Corona” (song parody)
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many changes to the classic song "The Twelve Days of Christmas," often called "The 12 Days of Corona" or "The 12 Days…
“The 12 Days of Covid” (song parody)
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many changes to the classic song "The Twelve Days of Christmas," often called "The 12 Days of Corona" or "The 12 Days…
“The 13th Amendment makes it illegal to buy people. Apparently, it doesn’t apply to congressmen”
The Thirteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution (ratified in 1865) abolished slavery and involuntary servitude. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 7, 2017: "The 13th Amendment…
“The 2nd Amendment is my gun permit”
"The 2nd Amendment is my gun permit" is a saying that has been printed on posters and T-shirts. The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution states: "A well regulated…
“The adult version of ‘Head, shoulders, knees and toes’ is now ‘Mask, wallet, keys and phone’”
"Head(s), shoulders, knees and toes” is an exercise song that is common in primary schools. “The adult version of ‘head, shoulders, knees and toes’ is ‘glasses, wallet, keys and…
“The American flag does not fly because the wind moves it. It flies from the last breath…”
"Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it. It flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The…
“The American flag on the moon has turned white. It’s now a French flag”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- JokesThe American flag on the moon has turned white due to radiationsubmitted August 17, 2017 by BrokeBorkLensarNow it looks like the French landed on the moon
“The answer to 1984 is 1776”
'The answer to 1984 is 1776" is a popular line from conservative radio talk show host and filmmaker Alex Jones. The saying appears in his film, Endgame: Blueprint for Global Enslavement…
“The average person thinks he isn’t”
"The average man thinks he isn't" is from the New York City humor magazine The Judge in 1927. "The average person thinks he isn't" has been credited to Father Larry…
“The belief that government is a necessary evil is a belief that evil is necessary”
Government was described by Thomas Paine in Common Sense (1776) as at best a "necessary evil." Many people who choose between Democrats and Republicans at the voting booth choose…
“The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter”
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter" is often said to have been spoken by Winston Churchill (1874-1965), but there is no record that he ever…
“The best public servant is the worst one”
Homer L. Ferguson (1873-1953), who was president of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce from 1919-1920, wrote "A Plea for Inefficiency in Government" in Nation's Business, November 1928,…
“The best social program is a job”
Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) favored free enterprise and smaller government. During Reagan's successful 1980 campaign for president of the United States, he said: "I happen to think that the…
“The best stimulus package would be a 0% income tax”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in talk of government stimulus packages. "Why are we taxing essential workers? The best stimulus is no income tax for working heroes!…
“The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them”
"The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them" is a jocular one-line saying about taxes that has been printed on many images. "If…
“The best vaccine is the one you can get first”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to several vaccines, such as those by Moderna, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson and AstraZeneca. Maybe people asked about the "best" vaccine.…
“The best vaccine is the one you can get now”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to several vaccines, such as those by Moderna, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson and AstraZeneca. Maybe people asked about the "best" vaccine.…
“The best vaccine is the one you can get the soonest”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to several vaccines, such as those by Moderna, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson and AstraZeneca. Maybe people asked about the "best" vaccine.…
“The best vaccine is the one you can get today”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to several vaccines, such as those by Moderna, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson and AstraZeneca. Maybe people asked about the "best" vaccine.…
“The best way to control the opposition is to lead it”
"The best way to control the opposition is to lead it" is a popular political saying that has been credited to Russian communist leader Vladimir Lenin (1870-1924). The earliest citation,…