“Since nobody reads the 5,592 page bills, let’s slip in ‘term limits’”
"Since nobody reads the 5,000 page bills. let's slip in 'term limits'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. If legislators cannot read 5,000-page bills…
"Since nobody reads the 5,000 page bills. let's slip in 'term limits'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. If legislators cannot read 5,000-page bills…
Plastic straws and plastic beer rings have been banned in some places because they pollute the sea and choke the fish and turtles. "since we can't use those beer rings anymore i've…
Plastic straws and plastic beer rings have been banned in some places because they pollute the sea and choke the fish and turtles. "since we can't use those beer rings anymore i've…
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused some quarantines. "All jokes are inside jokes now that we're on quarantine" was posted on Twitter by aubs on March 16, 2020. "All jokes…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made for some jocular personal ads. "Single woman with Lysol and sanitizer seeking single man with toilet paper for some good clean fun" was posted on…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made for some jocular personal ads. "Single woman with Lysol and sanitizer seeking single man with toilet paper for some good clean fun" was posted on…
New York (NY) Times columnist Russell Baker (1925-2019) wrote on August 6, 1968, about the Republican National Convention in Miami Beach, Florida: "MIAMI BEACH, August 5. -- Every political…
"The original point and click interface" (a gun) is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Smith & Wesson: the original point-and-click interface" was…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. "Sneezing in a face mask feels like shitting your pants but on your face. don’t ask me why" was…
"Snitches get stitches" (also "snitches wear stitches") is a street slang warning not to cooperate with the police ("snitch") or there will be violence…
"So far I'm experiencing zero side effects from not getting jabbed" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying refers to the COVID-19 (coronavirus) vaccine. "So…
"So I need a uterus to have an opinion about women's health, but not to compete in women's sports" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Some people believe that…
"If guns kill people, do pencils misspell words?" and "If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk and spoons make people fat" are pro-gun sayings that…
"'Everybody hates white people, but everybody wants to live in their neighborhood.'-Joe (latino)" was posted on Facebook by Lewis Newman on February 7, 2021. "Let me get…
A pandemic of jokes might be called a "pundemic" (pun + pandemic). "America's decades-long 'pundemic' originated, West explains, in a fertile matrix" was printed…
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some vaccine mandates and vaccine passports, but the Covid vaccine itself only lessened symptoms. "So the vaccine doesn’t stop the spread of…
"so when is our generation having a boston tea party?? because im tired of taxes 😭😭" was posted on Facebook by April Alvarez on February 1, 2024. The post received over 19,000…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines. Many people ate a lot and got fat. "So after the quarantine..will the producers of 'My 600-lb Life' just find me, or…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines. Many people felt like house cats. "Stay inside, isolate or practice social distancing, clean yourself. Omg, I’ve become a…
Many people were afraid to take COVID-19 vaccines because they didn't know what's in them. "You eat sausages your whole life but you refuse vaccine because you don’t know what’s…