“Minty is just cold spicy”
"Minty is like the cold version of spicy" was posted on Twitter on October 7, 2012. "Something minty is like cold spicy" was posted on Twitter on November 28, 2014.…
“Minty is just reverse spicy”
"Minty is just reverse spicy" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 4, 2018. "Minty food is just reverse spicy food" was posted on Twitter by Jovi 2021 on December…
“Mirinda is a poor man’s Fanta”
The soft drinks Fanta (introduced in 1940), Crush (introduced as Orange Crush in 1911), Faygo (introduced in 1907), Sunkist (introduced in 1979), Orangina (introduced in 1936), Mirinda (introduced…
“Mixing and matching gummy bear brands? That’s polygummy”
Gummy bears (small, fruit gum candies) have nothing to do with polygamy, but there is the joke portmanteau word "polygummy" (polygamy + gummy bear). "Polygummy Bears" was posted…
“Mixing cannabis with cod liver oil is bad for your joints”
Cod liver oil may be good for one's joints, but there's a pun: "Mixing cannabis with cod liver oil is bad for your joints." The joke was posted on Twitter on May 12, 2010.…
“Mm” or “Mmm” or “Mmmm” (“Mm! Mm! Good!” & “MMMM…TOASTY”)
"Mm!" is an expression of culinary delight. Campbell's soups have been advertised as "M'm! M'm! Good!" since 1973. Quiznos sandwiches have been…
“Mocha is just an adult hot chocolate”
Mocha (coffee) has sometimes been called "adult hot chocolate." "thinks café mocha is just hot chocolate for adults" was posted on X/Twitter by Michael Compton on April 20,…
“Mocha is just hot chocolate for adults”
Mocha (coffee) has sometimes been called "adult hot chocolate." "thinks café mocha is just hot chocolate for adults" was posted on X/Twitter by Michael Compton on April 20,…
“Molasses—what do they do with the rest of the mole?”
"Molasses" doesn't have anything to do with "mole asses," but many people wonder what they do with the rest of the mole. The "molasses" joke has been printed on…
“Mom Pro Tip: If you’re old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you’re old enough to make it yourself”
Mothers try to pack school lunches for their kids, but the kids often don't appreciate it. "Mom pro tip: If you're old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you're old…
“Mom used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it” (joke)
"I'd always refuse when my mother tried to feed me alphabet soup, I hate it when ppl put words in my mouth" is a joke that was posted on Twitter on July 7, 2011. "When I was…
“Mommy, can i lick the bowl?” (joke)
Children often want to "lick the bowl" -- the mixing bowl. A popular joke is: Child: Mommy, can I lick the bowl?Mother: Shut up and flush it like anybody else! The joke has been cited in…
“Monday is just Taco Tuesday Eve”
Monday is the tradition start of the work week and is a day dreaded by many people. Tuesday is known as "Taco Tuesday," when people can at least enjoy eating tacos. "Monday? You mean…
“Monday plan: Drink coffee, Be awesome, Ignore negativity”
"Today's plan? Drink coffee and be awesome" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Battle plan for this week: wake up, drink coffee, be awesome, repeat"…
“Monday, Joe got drunk on gin and soda water…Soda water causes drunkenness” (joke)
A joke about faulty inductive logic is: "Monday, Joe got drunk on gin and soda water. Tuesday, Joe got drunk on bourbon and soda water. Wednesday, Joe got drunk on vodka and soda water.…
“Monday: Nothing a glass of wine can’t fix”
"Monday: Nothing a glass of wine can't fix" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday ....nothing a glass of wine can't fix !" was posted on Twitter by…
“Monday! I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee!”
"Monday! I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday, I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee" was…
“Monday? You mean Taco Tuesday Eve!”
Monday is the tradition start of the work week and is a day dreaded by many people. Tuesday is known as "Taco Tuesday," when people can at least enjoy eating tacos. "Monday? You mean…
“Monday. Let’s go and grab it by the coffee beans”
"Drink your coffee and grab Monday by the beans" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Grab Monday by the beans! Get out there and make something happen" was…
“Mondays are now ‘Taco Tuesday Eve’ until further notice”
Monday is the tradition start of the work week and is a day dreaded by many people. Tuesday is known as "Taco Tuesday," when people can at least enjoy eating tacos. "Monday? You mean…