“Did anyone ask cauliflower if it wanted to be all these things?”
Cauliflower has been put to many uses, especially by vegetarians and vegans. "Y’all even ask cauliflower if they wanna be all these things?" was posted on Twitter by Jay on September…
“Did I invite you to my barbecue? No! Then why are you all up in my grill?”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Urban Dictionarygrill1. One's personal business2. One's teeth/smileWhy you all up in my grill, fool?(...)by Yebeka December 19, 1999 Using EnglishRe: Why you all…
“Did you eat the leftovers I was saving in the fridge?”/“No, I ate them in the living room.”
A joke was posted on Facebook by Lisle Crowley on June 28, 2020: "Did you eat the leftovers I was saving in the fridge?""Of course not.......... I ate them in the living room."…
“Did you ever notice that there are no recipes for leftover chocolate?”
"Did you ever notice that there are no recipes for leftover chocolate?" is a jocular saying that has been placed on T-shirts and wall plaque signs. "There is no recipe for leftover…
“Did you ever stop to think that maybe coffee is addicted to ME?”
"Did you ever stop to think that maybe coffee is addicted to ME?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on posters and T-shirts. "i like to think that the coffee is addicted to…
“Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped”
A pancake pun is: "Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped." The joke was posted on Twitter on February 21, 2012. “Did you hear about the angry gymnast? He just flipped”…
“Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit!”
A joke about a certain brand of chewing gum is: "Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit!" The joke has been cited in print since at least 2006.…
“Did you hear about the barista who became really buff? She’s been working on her French press”
A French press is not a piece of gym equipment, but there's a joke: "Did you hear about the barista who became really buff? She's been working on her French press."…
“Did you hear about the bread maker who was into BDSM? He was gluten for punishment”
"Gluten" shouldn't be confused with "glutton," but there are jokes. One joke on the phrase "glutton for punishment" is "gluten for punishment."…
“Did you hear about the cannibal policeman who was arrested for grilling his suspects?”
Policemen give suspects a "grilling," but that's usually not literal. "Did you hear about the cannibal policeman who was arrested? He was caught grilling his suspects" was…
“Did you hear about the carpenter who drank too many screwdrivers? He got hammered”
"I used to go out with a carpenter. He got hammered every night" is a drinking pun that was posted on Twitter by TrishB on November 15, 2010. "Did you hear about the carpenter who…
“Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the Olympics? It fell at the final curdle”
"Curdle" doesn't sound like "hurdle," but there have been cheese puns. "Did you hear about the cheese that failed? It fell at the final curdle" was posted on…
“Did you hear about the farmer who made gloves out of herbs? He had way too much thyme on his hands”
"Thyme" (an aromatic perennial evergreen herb) has had many "time" puns. "After a day of removing ground cover in the garden without gloves, I am left with too much thyme…
“Did you hear about the guy with an irrational fear of buffets? He couldn’t help himself”
An irrational fear of buffets is called "zumgphobia." "You hear about the guy with the irrational fear of buffets? He couldn't help himself" is a joke that was posted on…
“Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way”
It's one of the most popular of pasta puns: "Did you hear about the Italian chef? he pasta way." "Pasta way" was cited in a 1967 newspaper. "Did you hear about the…
“Did you hear about the man who invented Life Savers? He made a mint”
A person who "makes a mint" makes a lot of money -- as if owning the mint. A classic joke about Life Savers candies is: "Did you hear about the man who invented Life Savers? He made…
“Did you hear about the man who invented Polos? They say he made a mint”
Polo Mints were first made in the United Kingdom in 1948. To "make a mint" means to make a lot of money. "I wish i was the guy who invented Polo's, i bet he made a mint" is…
“Did you hear about the new Chinese cookbook? ‘101 Ways to Wok Your Dog’”
"Did you hear about the new Chinese cookbook? '101 Ways to Wok Your Dog'" is a cooking joke that has been printed on several images. "Wok" (a cooking vessel) sounds…
“Did you hear about the new low-fat religion? ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buddha’”
"I can't believe it's not Buddha!" is a pun on "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" that has been printed on many images. Buddha is often depicted as fat.…
“Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?” (joke)
A food joke has been printed on several images: "Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a 'head' and the tomato was trying to…