“Pancakes are just boneless waffles”
"Pancakes = Boneless Waffles" was was posted on Twitter on March 6, 2013. The saying doesn't make literal sense because neither pancakes nor waffles have any bones. Perhaps the…
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“Pancakes are just morning pizzas”
Pancakes have been called the morning or breakfast version of pizza. "Pancakes are just morning pizzas with syrup instead of cheese...brilliant move, whoever!" was posted on Twitter on…
“Pancakes are my alter-Eggo”
Eggo is a brand of frozen waffles. There is no "alter Eggo" (alter ego + Eggo), but there are jokes. "My Alter-Eggo is craving pancakes right about now. Maybe even fresh blueberry…
“Pandas are living proof that you can be fat just by eating salad”
"Pandas are living proof that you can be fat just by eating salad" is a jocular one-liner about salad that has been printed on many images. "PANDAS -- proof that you can go vegan and…
“Pandemic jokes are only funny if everyone gets it”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak was declared to be a pandemic, and this resulted in several jokes. "Pandemic jokes are only funny if everyone gets it" was posted on Twitter by Josh on…
“Pandemic jokes are the funniest because everyone gets it”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak was declared to be a pandemic, and this resulted in several jokes. "Pandemic jokes are only funny if everyone gets it" was posted on Twitter by Josh on…
“Panera Bread makes fast food for people who think they are too good to eat fast food”
Panera Bread is a fast casual restaurant. That is, it's fast food, but meant for casual, often in-store dining. It's also more expensive than some fast food restaurants. This was posted…
“Panera is literally glorified hospital food”
Panera Bread, an American multinational chain of bakery-café fast casual restaurants, has sometimes been criticized as tasting like hospital food. Panera has also been criticized as being too…
“Panera is the perfect choice when you’re not sick but you’re craving hospital food. And you’re like, my bank balance is too high”
Panera Bread, an American multinational chain of bakery-café fast casual restaurants, has sometimes been criticized as tasting like hospital food. Panera has also been criticized as being too…
“Panera sells overpriced hospital food and everyone just seems to be okay with that”
Panera Bread, an American multinational chain of bakery-café fast casual restaurants, has sometimes been criticized as tasting like hospital food. Panera has also been criticized as being too…
“Panic attacks are my cardio”
"Do panic attacks count as cardio?" and "Panic attacks are my cardio" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images. "panic attacks are my cardio workout!"…
“Panic attacks count as cardio, right?”
"Do panic attacks count as cardio?" and "Panic attacks are my cardio" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images. "panic attacks are my cardio workout!"…
“Panic buying ice cream & tinned fruit? Are you planning to self isolate for a month of sundaes?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to quarantine in their homes, possibly for "a month of Sundays" (a very long time). A joke was posted on Twitter by The Dad Joke Man…
“Pap Shmear, one of the lesser known bagel toppings in New York”
A "pap smear" has nothing to do with a "schmear" (or "shmear"), but there are jokes. Sometimes the "pap" stands for "papaya," "paprika"…
“Papayas imply the existence of mamayas”
"Papaya" has nothing to do with "papa," but there are jokes. "One of the other lecturers just made a pun about plants-- 'papaya and mamaya!' Har har har. Kill me…
“Paper currencies don’t float, they just sink at different rates”
"Currencies do not float, they sink at different rates" is a line popularized by Clyde C. Harrison, a popular financial speaker. Harrison was referring to what is called paper currency or…
“Paper is not money. It’s fraud”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterMatheus Freire@scumbagFreire"Paper is not money. It's fraud."8:39 PM · Mar 8, 2017·Twitter Web Client Twittera_healthy_distrust@Is_Fiat_FailingRon…
“Paper jam is the least delicious of all preserves”
A "paper jam" is not a food, but there are jokes. "Paper Jam is the most flavorless of all condiments" was posted on X/Twitter by The Drawn on June 16, 2011. "paper jam is…
“Paper money is cold hard cash. A credit/debit card is hold card cash”
Paper money is "cold hard cash." A credit/debit card is "hold card cash." The line was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on AUgust 23, 2017: "paper money: **cold hard…
“Paper or plastic for my French bread? I don’t care. Just baguette”
"Baguette" sounds a bit like "bag it." A pun is: "Paper or plastic for my French bread? I don't care. Just baguette." "Also french? here is a joke: French…