“The existence of the meatball sub implies that there is a meatball dom”
"Dominance and submission" or "dom/sub" does not apply to "sub" sandwiches, but there are jokes. "Meatball dom / meatball sub" was posted on Twitter by…
Big Nipple (Los Angeles nickname)
“The existence of the umami flavor profile implies the existence of an aypapi flavor”
Umami (often pronounced like "you mammy") implies the existence of what? You daddy? You pappy? "If umami is one of the five basic tastes, then I want the sixth undiscovered taste to…
“The existence of thesis defense implies the existence of thebro attack”
A "thesis" has nothing to do with a "sister" or "sis," but there are "thebro" (from "brother" or "bro") jokes. "What do you call a…
“The existence of umami implies the existence of udaddy”
Umami (often pronounced like "you mammy") implies the existence of what? You daddy? You pappy? "If umami is one of the five basic tastes, then I want the sixth undiscovered taste to…
“The existence of umami implies the existence of udadi”
Umami (often pronounced like "you mammy") implies the existence of what? You daddy? You pappy? "If umami is one of the five basic tastes, then I want the sixth undiscovered taste to…
“The existence of umami implies the existence of upapi”
Umami (often pronounced like "you mammy") implies the existence of what? You daddy? You pappy? "If umami is one of the five basic tastes, then I want the sixth undiscovered taste to…
“The existence of unsalted saltines suggests the existence of salted unsaltines”
Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…
“The existence of Worcestershire sauce implies the existence of Bestestershire sauce”
There is worcestershire sauce, but there is no bestestershire sauce (that is, "worst" and "best"). "Would Worcestershire sauce be more popular if it were called…
“The eye in the sky never lies” (game film adage)
Football teams have game film and also practice film. A camera (the "eye in the sky") takes a view of the entire field and all of the players. "The eye in the sky doesn't…
“The F in communism stands for food”
"The F in communism stands for food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Of course, there is no letter "F" in the word "communism." The joke/saying means…
“The facilities in a church should be called amen-ities”
Many hotels and churches have "amenities," and some people have noticed the "amen" in that word. "Amen-ities! Tech services that should be standard at every hotel:…
“The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope”
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains gives hope to many people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but…
“The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains gives hope to many”
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains gives hope to many people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but…
“The fact that microwaves still do not have a volume button for the beeps is amazing”
Many microwaves do not have a volume button (although some do have one). "Microwaves need a volume button... especially in the mornings. It's loud enough to wake everyone up! #oatmeal…
“The fact that my entire body cracks like a glowstick whenever I move yet refuses to glow…”
Is the human body like a glowstick? "My body cracks like a glow stick when I wake up. #holy" was posted on Twitter by Lex ♡ on December 17, 2012. "i love how everytime i get out of…
“The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist”
"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Seen on a button...Just because…
“The fact that somebody looked straight at a purple onion and named it ‘red onion’ really irritates me”
A "red onion" looks like a purple onion to many people. "But who saw a purple onion and decided to call it a red onion?" was posted on X/Twitter by Katie on December 2, 2015.…
“The fact that somebody looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me”
A "red onion" looks like a purple onion to many people. "But who saw a purple onion and decided to call it a red onion?" was posted on X/Twitter by Katie on December 2, 2015.…
“The fact that we only get 4/5 hours after work before having to prepare for bed just to go to work”
"You really get 4/5 hours after work before you have to prepare for bed, to go to work again... feels scam 😭" was posted on Facebook by Adult Problems on August 10, 2022.…
“The fact that you aren’t where you want to be should be enough motivation”
"The fact that you aren't where you want to be should be enough motivation" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "The fact that you aren’t where you…