“A mugger says to a university student, ‘Your money or your life!’” (joke)
"'Your money or your life!' 'Haha! Joke's on you, I don't have either of those things'" is a joke about an attempted robbery that was posted on Twitter on…
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“A mummy covered in chocolate & nuts has been discovered. Archaeologists believe it’s Pharaoh Roche”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Ferrero RocherFerrero Rocher is a spherical chocolate produced by the Italian chocolatier Ferrero SpA. HistoryThe Ferrero Rocher was introduced in 1982 in…
“A music store was robbed. The robbers made off with the lute”
"Lute" (a musical instrument) shouldn't be confused with "loot" (contraband, plunder), but there are jokes. This joke was printed in the Detroit (MI) Free Press on May 25,…
“A musical comedy must have good legs for a long run”
What would a musical be without its dancers? A saying (of unknown authorship) has been cited in print since at least 1928: "A musical comedy with good legs ought to have a long run." 17…
“A mute walks into a bar and says…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A mute version is: "A mute walk into a bar and says..." The mute can't…
“A naked woman gets into a taxi…” (jokes)
A joke involves a cab driver -- usually a New York City taxi driver -- who picks up a naked woman. The driver stares. "Something wrong? Haven't you seen a naked women before?" the…
“A naked woman walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." The "naked woman walks into a bar" joke has three versions. The first version…
“A nap is just a shortcut to your next meal”
The wait between meals seems shorter when one goes to sleep. A quote was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on August 16, 2017: "A nap is just a shortcut to your next meal." Reddit --…
“A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler”
"A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is to say, a narcissist wants total…
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves”
"A nation/society of sheep will beget a government of wolves" is often credited to American broadcast journalist Edward R. Murrow (1909-1965). The saying means that the electorate cannot…
“A nation of sheep”
"Nation of sheep, ruled by wolves, owned by pigs" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "To survive in a nation of sheep, ruled by wolves, owned by pigs, you must become…
“A nation owned by weapons manufacturers will never know peace”
James Rozoff Author (the author James Rozoff) posted this on Twitter on May 5, 2019, and again on Twitter on December 30, 2019: "A nation run by bankers will never be out of debt.A nation…
“A nation run by bankers will never be out of debt”
James Rozoff Author (the author James Rozoff) posted this on Twitter on May 5, 2019, and again on Twitter on December 30, 2019: "A nation run by bankers will never be out of debt.A nation…
“A nation that allows a small segment of its citizens to write the laws will never know justice”
James Rozoff Author (the author James Rozoff) posted this on Twitter on May 5, 2019, and again on Twitter on December 30, 2019: "A nation run by bankers will never be out of debt.A nation…
“A nation that cannot control its borders can’t control its destiny”
U.S. President Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) is often credited for having said at some time in the 1980s, "A nation that cannot control its borders isn't really a nation." Reagain said…
“A Nazi walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Nazi version is: "A Nazi walks into a bar...mitzvah, It did not go well."…
“A nectarine is just a bald-headed peach”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“A nectarine is just a peach with a Brazilian wax”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“A nectarine is just a shaved peach”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“A nectarine is just a smooth peach”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…