“Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks”
"Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Brycer on November 12, 2018,…
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“Alcohol tastes so much better when your life sucks”
"Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Brycer on November 12, 2018,…
“Alcohol tastes so much better when your life’s falling apart”
"Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Brycer on November 12, 2018,…
“Alcohol you later”
"Alcohol you later" sounds like "I'll call you later" and has been printed on many images. " Alcohol you later" was the punchline of a joke that was posted on the…
“Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency”
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives used to be called the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, but is still commonly known as the ATF. Not everyone thinks that alcohol,…
“Alcohol, what’s that? It’s not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in Whiskypedia”
"Whiskeypedia" (whiskey + Wikipedia) was cited on Twitter on March 4, 2009. "Vodkabulary" (vodka + vocabulary) was cited on Twitter on April 15, 2010. "Alcohol?? Its not in…
“Alcohol: The WD40 for conversations”
"Alcohol: The WD40 for conversations" (or "Beer: The WD40 for conversations" has been printed on many images. WD-40 is a lubricant. "Beer: The WD40 for conversations"…
“Alcohol…Because sometimes the truth needs a laxative”
"Alcohol...Because sometimes the truth needs a laxative" is a jocular line that was first cited on Twitter on May 30, 2013. The saying has also appeared on a snarkEcard.…
“Alcoholic seltzer is millennial Zima”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Hard Soda is really just the…
“Alcoholic? No, my dear, I prefer the term ‘drinking enthusiast’”
"Alcoholic? No, my dear, I prefer the term 'drinking enthusiast'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. 'New favorite phrase of the day from iPhone app…
“Alcoholics don’t run in my family. They stumble around breaking stuff”
"Alcoholics don't run in my family. They stumble around breaking stuff" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images "Alcoholics don't run in my family. They…
“Alcoholism is a disease. Get your shots here!” (bar sign)
"Alcoholism is a disease. Get your shots here!" is a jocular bar saying that has been printed on an image. "Bar sign in Casper: Alcoholism is a disease. Get your shots at…
“Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don’t have it”
"Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it" is an alcoholism saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was printed in the book…
“Alderman, your saloon is on fire!”
About the year 1900, New York City had many saloons. The board of aldermen then existed (now called the city council), and many of these aldermen used the saloons in their political organizations.…
“Alexa, check my bank balance and tell me which Apple product can I buy?”/“Apple juice.”
An "Apple product" usually does not refer to the fruit, but there are jokes. "I am going to buy an Apple product this morning.. Guess which? Options: Fruit, Natural juice, or…
“Alexa, delete all Mondays”
Many people dislike Monday, the traditional start of the work week. "Alexa, delete Monday" or "Alexa, delete all Mondays" is a jocular saying. "Siri: delete monday…
“Alexa, do the dishes”
The Amazon Alexa virtual assistant does many things, but it doesn't wash dishes. "Alexa, do the dishes" (or "Alexa. wash the dishes") is a jocular saying that has been…
“Alexa, homeschool my kids”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the closing of many schools, and the homeschooling of children. "Alexa, homeschool the children" and "Alexa, homeschool my kids"…
“Alexa, homeschool the children”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the closing of many schools, and the homeschooling of children. "Alexa, homeschool the children" and "Alexa, homeschool my kids"…
“Alexa, take down the Christmas decorations”
"Alexa, take down the Christmas decorations" is a jocular command that has been printed on many images. The Amazon Alexa virtual assistant can help with many things but not this.…