“You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas” (Davy Crockett)
When Davy Crockett ran for a seat in Congress from Tennessee (1835), he declared that, if he lost, the people in his district "may go to hell and I will go to Texas." Crockett lost the…
Texas (Lone Star State Dictionary)
“You may have a hot body, but I have a hot bucket of fried chicken, so who’s the real winner here”
"You may have a hot body, but I have a hot bucket of fried chicken, so who's the real winner here" (or "I may not have a hot body, but I have a hot bucket of fried chicken, so…
“You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it”
"You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "YOU MAY have to fight a battle more than once to win it. -- Mrs.…
“You may test that assumption at your convenience”
"Test that assumption at your earliest convenience" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is considered a polite way of saying "fuck around and find…
“You may test that assumption at your earliest convenience”
"Test that assumption at your earliest convenience" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is considered a polite way of saying "fuck around and find…
“You meditate for 20 minutes a day, unless you’re too busy; then you should sit for an hour”
"You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day, unless you're too busy; then you should sit for an hour -- Old Zen Saying" has been printed on many posters. However, it's…
“You might as well go ahead and pronounce the ‘G’ in ‘lasagna.’ Nothing matters anymore”
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
“You might as well go ahead and pronounce the ‘G’ in ‘lasagne.’ Nothing matters anymore”
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
“You might as well go ahead and pronounce the ‘P’ in ‘raspberry.’ Nothing matters anymore”
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
“You might as well just pronounce the ‘L’ in ‘salmon.’ Nothing really matters anymore”
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
“You might be a hillbilly if you think ‘lol’ means low on liquor”
"The Drinker's Definition of LOL: Low On Liquor" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The term "LOL" usually means "laughing out loud."…
“You might be a redneck if you think ‘lol’ means low on liquor”
"The Drinker's Definition of LOL: Low On Liquor" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The term "LOL" usually means "laughing out loud."…
“You might be from a small town if your history teacher was also the head football coach and called you by your last name”
A school's football (or basketball) coach sometimes teaches other subjects. "A lot of y’all don’t know bout politics cause your history teacher was the football coach and it shows.…
“You might be Texan if you base your restaurant decisions on its chips and salsa”
Many Texans love the free chips and salsa served at Tex-Mex restaurants. But is this a basis to choose a restaurant? "Don't judge a book by its cover, but always judge a TexMex restaurant…
“You might be Texan if you base your restaurant decisions on its chips and salsa”
Many Texans love the free chips and salsa served at Tex-Mex restaurants. But is this a basis to choose a restaurant? "Don't judge a book by its cover, but always judge a TexMex restaurant…
“You might live in Texas if you shovel snow and need to mow your yard in the same week”
Many states have claimed bipolar weather. "Only in NorthEast PA do you shovel 9 inches of snow and mow your yard all in the same week. #fb" was posted on Twitter by Sean O'Donnell on…
“You might think you’re smart until you try using someone else’s microwave”
Many people are completely bewildered when they have to use someone else's microwave. What buttons can be used? "I hate it when you use someone else's microwave and you have no idea…
“You miss 100 percent of the espresso shots you don’t take”
"You miss 100 percent of the espresso shots you don't take" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” is an ice…
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” (hockey adage)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" is a famous hockey adage that's usually credited by Wayne Gretzky, a Hall of Fame player. Gretzky said in 1983, "I learned that…
“You mocha me crazy”
"You mocha me (so/very) happy" and "You mocha me crazy" are mocha sayings that have been printed on many images "you mocha me happy" was posted on X/Twitter by fairfax…