Florida (Sunshine State Dictionary)

“Croutons are just bread jerky”

Bagels, baguettes, breadsticks, crackers, croutons, pizza crust and toast have all been called "bread jerky." "Toast is just bread jerky, you silly fux. I am eatin' toast"…

“Crushed ice is just pulp for water”

Entry in progress -- BP TwitterArthur Marshall@ArtymarshCrushed ice is just pulp for water1:56 PM · Apr 7, 2018·Twitter for Android Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/NorthStarsHD April 10,…

“Crust is bread armor”

Crust is on the outside of bread, like armor. "If I were bread crust I wouldn't want to be called bread crust I would want to be called bread armor or bread guardian or something"…