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“Coffee is the gasoline of life”

"Coffee: The gasoline of life" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee: The gasoline of life" was posted to the newsgroup rec.sport.billiard on May…

“Coffee is vital for survival”

"Coffee is vital for survival. Dinosaurs didn't have coffee, and look how that turned out" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying “Dinosaurs had no…

“Coffee make brain work gooder”

"Coffee make brain work gooder" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Mmm... coffee make brain work gooder" was posted on Twitter by Mike E on…

“Coffee makes me a better person”

"Coffee makes me a better person" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I think coffee makes me a better person" was posted on Twitter by Cindy Phung on April 19,…

“Coffee now, bourbon later”

"Coffee now, bourbon later" is a saying that has been printed on many images. TwitterDavid Voth@SexCigarsBooze#Coffee now…#Bourbon later(The saying is also shown on a coffee mug. --…