“Wouldn’t an ‘all butter croissant’ be butter?”
What is an "all butter croissant"? And do you put butter on it? "How is it that an 'all butter' croissant is not just a big pile of butter...?" was posted on X/Twitter…
Big Mango (Bangkok, Thailand nickname)
“Wow! BoJack and Todd in the Big Apple!” (BoJack Horseman episode, 2016)
BoJack Horseman is an American adult animated tragicomedy sitcom. In season 3, episode 1, "Start Spreading The News" that originally aired on July 22, 2016, BoJack promoted his film…
“Wow! BoJack and Todd in the Big Apple!” (BoJack Horseman episode, 2016)
BoJack Horseman is an American adult animated tragicomedy sitcom. In season 3, episode 1, "Start Spreading The News" that originally aired on July 22, 2016, BoJack promoted his film…
“Wow.. bars, clubs, and gyms all closed? My life is about to seriously be exactly the same”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many closings. A joke was posted on Twitter by danielle weisberg on March 15, 2020: "Wow.. bars, clubs, and gyms all closed?? my life is about to…
“Wrapping presents is folding laundry’s asshole cousin”
"Wrapping presents is folding laundry’s asshole cousin" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people hate wrapping presents, just as they hate folding laundry.…
“Wrapping presents is the folding laundry of Christmas”
"Wrapping presents is folding laundry’s asshole cousin" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people hate wrapping presents, just as they hate folding laundry.…
“Wreck ‘em, Tech” (Texas Tech)
"Wreck 'em, Tech" is disputed. Texas Tech claims that it's part of an old college slogan, but Red Raider Outfitter claims that it was not trademarked when they marketed…
“Wrestling is a sport where people without pants fight for a belt”
"Wrestling is a sport where people without pants fight for a belt" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Wrestling is where men without pants fight for a belt.…
“Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.—Anonymous”
"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. -- Anonymous" is a popular joke saying. The line has been cited in print since at least 1999, but it is -- unsurprisingly -- of…
“Write drunk, edit sober”
"Write drunk, edit sober" ha been printed on many gift items, such as posters, mugs and T-shirts. The one-line saying has usually been attributed to writer Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961),…
“Write two letters” (blaming predecessor joke)
According to an old joke, Joseph Stalin (1878-1953) gave to Nikita Khrushchev (1894-1971) -- or a corporate CEO gives to a successor -- two letters to open in case of emergency and extreme…
“Writing a daily column is like being married to a nymphomaniac”
"Writing a daily column is like being married to a nymphomaniac," newspaper columnists often claim. "Every time you think you're through, you have to do it again." The…
“Wrote a play about weather, with 100 actors as clouds. It was overcast”
"Overcast" weather is when the sky is covered with clouds. An "over-cast" play has too many actors. There have been many "overcast" puns. "I had an audition for a…
“Wrote a play about weather, with 100 actors as clouds. It was overcast”
"Overcast" weather is when the sky is covered with clouds. An "over-cast" play has too many actors. There have been many "overcast" puns. "I had an audition for a…
“WTF (Where’s The Frybread)”
"WTF (Where's The Frybread)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "WTF" usually stands for "What The Fuck." "Dinner time. WTF?!?!…
“WTF (Wine Tasting Friends)”
The initials "WTF" usually stand for "What The Fuck." "Wine Tasting Friends" is a jocular explanation of the "WTF" letters -- called a backronym (back…
“WTF do you unemployed people do all fucking day? I’m going insane” (quarantine)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to be quarantined in their homes. "This quarantine has me thinking a lot, and I just wanna know ... how do you unemployed people do this…
“WWE is just redneck anime”
"Wrestling is redneck anime" was posted on Twitter on April 4, 2017. "WWE is just redneck anime" was posted on Twitter by Trevor Wood on February 26, 2018, and on Reddit --…
“Wy tf is it called spinach artichoke dip if the main thing is cheese?”
"Spinach and artichoke dip" might be called that, but it's mostly cheese. "DISASTROUS DIP: Spinach artichoke dip would be better named 'cheese and mayo dip with a…
“X is a modern day version of having an imaginary friend”
Some people view the social media site X (formerly called Twitter) as an "imaginary friend." "twitter is just a version of having an imaginary friend" was posted on X/Twitter by…