“I think getting older is when you’d rather day drink than go out all night”
"I think getting older is when you'd rather day drink than go out all night" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I think getting older is when you'd rather…
Big Mango (Bangkok, Thailand nickname)
“I think I aced my drug test at work yesterday. Nobody got higher than me”
Getting high on a test might be good, but getting high on a drug test might be bad. "I think I aced my drug test at work yesterday. Nobody got higher than me" was posted on Reddit --…
“I think I need to quit my job to focus on my laundry”
Having a job interferes with many other life tasks, like putting away laundry. "might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry" was posted on X/Twitter by ely kreimendahl…
“I think I still have some unfinished procrastinating to do from yesterday”
"I think I still have some unfinished procrastinating to do from yesterday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I think I still have some unfinished…
“I think I’m reaching my ‘Best If Used By’ date”
"I think I’m approaching my 'Best If Used By' date" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A "Best If Used By" date usually applies to foods, not…
“I think I’ve been eating too much salmon recently. I keep running up down escalators”
If you eat too much salmon, you don't necessarily turn into a salmon and start spawning. This joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on December 28, 2013: "I think I've…
“I think I’m approaching my ‘Best If Used By’ date”
"I think I’m approaching my 'Best If Used By' date" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A "Best If Used By" date usually applies to foods, not…
“I think I’m getting close to my ‘Best If Used By’ date”
"I think I’m approaching my 'Best If Used By' date" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A "Best If Used By" date usually applies to foods, not…
“I think I’m pretty smart until I’m asked to tap to pay for something- here? where? here? do it again? did that work?”
"Tap to Pay" might be a simple system to some, but it confuses others. This was posted on X/Twitter by Mommy Needs A Life on March 5, 2024: "I think I’m pretty smart until I’m…
“I think it would be great if Walmart added an upper level observation deck with a full bar”
"I think it would be great if Walmart added an upper level observation deck with a full bar" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Walmart is an American multinational retail…
“I think it’s about time we start calling this ‘virus’ by its proper name: #5GFLU”
During the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, many people questioned what the coronavirus was. They believed that the coronavirus was essentially the flu, plus the effects of 5G technology. The term…
“I think it’s neat to order whisky, no ice”
A "neat" alcoholic drink is one that is poured straight in the glass -- without ice or anything else. "Know what's neat? no ice" was posted on Twitter on June 12, 2009.…
“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly”
The game of Monopoly has been published by Parker Brothers -- and only Parker Brothers -- since 1935. A popular joke is: "I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game…
“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly”
The game of Monopoly has been published by Parker Brothers -- and only Parker Brothers -- since 1935. A popular joke is: "I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game…
“I think it’s great that people are finally going to drink water, wipe their ass, and wash hands”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak led to panic buying of water and toilet paper, and to constant messages about washing hands. "I think it’s great that people are finally going to drink…
“I think my ‘check liver’ light is going to come on soon”
Cars have a "check engine" light. People do not have a "check liver" light to see if it can handle more alcohol, but there are jokes. "Check liver light" has been…
“I think my cat might be a communist. He won’t shut up about Mao”
Mao Zedong should now be confused with "meow" (what a cat says), but there are jokes. "They fear the cat is a Communist, however, pointing out, 'He's a meow-ist'"…
“I think my coworkers are gay. Every time I walk by they mumble, ‘What an ass!’”
"RT @Gotham3: I believe my colleagues are gay. Whenever I walk past them, I can overhear them saying 'What an Ass'" was posted on Twitter by Nkululeko Lee-Brinn Suikerbossie on…
“I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work”
"I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "I keep pushing the 'home'…
“I think my math teacher works for the CIA. He always wants to put radicals in isolation”
A math joke about "radicals" is: "I think my math teacher works for the CIA. He always wants to put radicals in isolation." The joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 11,…