“Friends don’t let friends eat imported shrimp”
"Friends don't let friends drive drunk" is a popular service announcement that the Ad Council started in 1990. The beginning of the message -- "Friends don't let…
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“Friends don’t let friends play in the snow alone”
"Friends don't let friends play in the snow alone" is a winter saying that has been printed on many images. "Friends don't let friends play in the snow alone" was…
“Friends forever, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart”
"Together forever, never apart, maybe in distance (but) never in heart" (also "Always together, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart" and "True friends are…
“Friends help you move. Good friends help you move a body. Best friends bring their own shovel”
"Friends help you move. Best/Real friends help you move bodies" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A friend is someone who'll help you move; a best friend is…
“Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies”
"Friends help you move. Best/Real friends help you move bodies" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A friend is someone who'll help you move; a best friend is…
“Friends, sun, sand and sea, that sounds like a summer to me”
"Friends, sun, sand and sea, that sounds like (a) summer to me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Friends 👯 Sun 🌞 Sand and Sea 🚣 that sounds like summer to…
“Friendship is the wine of life”
"Friendship is the wine of life" (or "friends are the wine of life") is a saying that has been printed on various gift items. Shakespeare's Macbeth (1606) contained the…
“Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, and shenanigans”
"Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Friendships must be built…
“Fries before guys”
"Fries before guys" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. "#uknowuracravenwhen you changed the saying 'chicks before dicks' to 'fries before…
“Fries: A friend to starving vegans in restaurants everywhere”
"Fries: A friend to starving vegans in restaurants everywhere" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. French fries are usually vegan, although some potatoes are cooked…
“Frittatas are so much better than expensive tatas”
"Frittatas" shouldn't be confused with "free tatas" ("tatas" = tits), but there are jokes. "Frittatas? Darn - I thought you were offering me free tatas"…
“Frittatas imply the existence of expensivetatas”
"Frittatas" shouldn't be confused with "free tatas" ("tatas" = tits), but there are jokes. "Frittatas? Darn - I thought you were offering me free tatas"…
“Frog parking only. All others will be toad”
"Broomstick/Frog/Princess/Witch parking only. All others will be toad" -- a pun on "towed" -- is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. "Witches Parking Only…
“From ‘How did I get here?’ to ‘How did they get here?’” (Washington politics)
An old political joke has a newcomer elected to Washington, DC. The newly elected member looks around and sees all the famous politicians. "How did I get here?" the member asks himself,…
“From a Hot-Dog to a National Habit” (Nathan’s Famous)
Nathan Handwerker began selling hot dogs at Coney Island in 1916. Now, "Nathan's Famous" hot dogs can be purchased all over America and in some foreign countries. "From a…
“From a worm’s point of view, a plate of spaghetti is an orgy”
Spaghetti can look like worms -- or more specifically, a worm orgy. "Desda el punto de vista de una lombriz, un plato de espaguetis es una orgia" ("From a worm's point of view,…
“From age comes wisdom, and French cheese”
"Fromage" (French for "cheese") has nothing to do with the English words "from age," but there are jokes. "A One hundred year old man died after eating some…
“From each according to his gullibility, to each according to his greed”
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" is a famous statement of Karl Marx (1818-1883), written in 1875. "From each according to his gullibility, to each…
“From fit to shit” (fitness saying)
"From shit to fit" (a fitness saying, similar to "from bad to beautiful") is the object of exercise programs. "From fit to shit" (the reverse, like "from…
“From hell to breakfast”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Urban Dictionaryfrom hell to breakfast1. Thouroughly, vigorously, and violently. 2. From one end of the earth to the other.Forest Gump ran from hell to breakfast.by Light…