“You people who have just one glass of wine… What’s that like?”
"You people who have just one glass of wine... What's that like?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "People who casually have one glass of wine with…
Exercise/Running/Health Clubs
“You put it down like New York City. I never sleep”
The song "International Love" (2011) by American rapper Pitbull contains the lyrics: "You put it down like New York City. I never sleep." "I never sleep" refers to the…
“You realize that asphalt has a liquid state” (Texas heat joke)
How hot is it in Texas? So hot that "you realize that asphalt has a liquid state." That joke (among many others) has been circulating around the internet since at least 1998. Stanford…
“You relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm”
Time often seems to go by slowly at work, but quickly when one is not at work. This was posted on X/Twitter by Shafeeq on April 19, 2023, and it received over 34,000 likes: "You relax for 15…
“You remind me of a penny—two-faced and not worth much”
"You remind me of a penny -- two-faced and not worth much" (or "You remind me of a penny -- two-faced and worthless") has is an expression that has been printed on many images.…
“You remind me of a penny—two-faced and worthless”
"You remind me of a penny -- two-faced and not worth much" (or "You remind me of a penny -- two-faced and worthless") has is an expression that has been printed on many images.…
“You remind me of a penny—worthless and found in everyone’s pants”
"You remind me of a penny -- two-faced and not worth much" (or "You remind me of a penny -- two-faced and worthless") has is an expression that has been printed on many images.…
“You run around for 90 minutes and the Germans win” (soccer saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Gary LinketerGary Winston Lineker, OBE (born 30 November 1960) is an English former footballer and current sports broadcaster. He holds England's record…
“You said you had between ten and fifteen million dollars in the bank” (joke)
A money joke is of unknown origin. "On a date the other day I told the guy I have between 10 and 30 million pounds in the bank It's actually true, my balance is £37" was posted on…
“You said you liked month puns. Why’d July to me?”
"Why'd July?" sounds like "Why'd you lie?" "Or, alternatively, Tom should March right in there and ask her 'Why'd July to me?'" was posted on…
“You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit”
"You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. CrossFit is a branded fitness regimen; the speaker's drinking will put…
“You say drunk and disorderly. I say spirited and spontaneous”
"You say drunk and disorderly. I say spirited and spontaneous" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "You say drunk and disorderly I say spirited and…
“You say potato, I say vodka”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Will & GraceWill & Grace is an American sitcom created by Max Mutchnick and David Kohan about the relationship between best friends Will Truman (Eric…
“You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours” (to do one another favors)
"You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours" is a famous business proposition, similar to the Latin quid pro quo. "Scratch my Back, and I'll claw your Elbow" was cited…
“You should be able to magically transfer your symptoms to anyone who says they aren’t that bad”
People who can't feel another person's pain often do not understand it and they minimize it. This was posted on Facebook by Neurodivergent Meme Sanctuary - Lars Ekstrom on October 5,…
“You should be able to redeem brownie points for actual brownies”
"Brownie points" usually cannot be collected to earn brownies (a food), but many people wish that this would be the definition of the term. "FWIW, my kids were bitterly disappointed…
“You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store”
Shopping carts (also called "trolleys") are unsophisticated vehicles, but some people imagine them like a motorcycle or a car. "Do you ever 'rev' your trolley at the…
“You should be able to rev your trolley at people in supermarkets”
Shopping carts (also called "trolleys") are unsophisticated vehicles, but some people imagine them like a motorcycle or a car. "Do you ever 'rev' your trolley at the…
“You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your cat”
"You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people love their pets more than they love working. "You…
“You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your dog”
"You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people love their pets more than they love working. "You…