“The real gun problem is, too few good people carry a good one”
Some people believe that America has a gun problem of too many guns, but gun advocates disagree. "AMERICA'S GUN PROBLEM? TOO FEW PEOPLE CARRY ONE" (shown on an image) was posted on…
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“The real joke is always in the comments”
Reddit -- Jokes is a social website that contains many, many recycled jokes. After a recycled joke is posted, someone in the comments often adds a new twist. Another person then comments, "The…
“The real menace to our republic is the invisible government”
Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919), in a speech in August 1912, sought "to destroy this invisible government, to dissolve the unholy alliance between corrupt business and corrupt politics."…
“The real pandemic is how stupid everyone is”
The real pandemic is stupidity" (or "Stupidity is the real pandemic") is a COVID-19 saying that has been printed on many images. "The real pandemic is how stupid everyone…
“The real pandemic is stupidity”
The real pandemic is stupidity" (or "Stupidity is the real pandemic") is a COVID-19 saying that has been printed on many images. "The real pandemic is how stupid everyone…
“The real problem with FOX News is that it never actually reports on anything about foxes”
The Fox News Channel doesn't usually have news about foxes, but there are jokes. "I have been watching Fox News for six hours and there has been no news about foxes.…
“The real problem with reality is the lack of background music”
"The real problem/trouble with reality is the lack of background music" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "The trouble with reality is…
“The real problem with the upcoming election is that one of them is going to win”
"The real problem with the upcoming election is (that) one of them is going to win" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke became popular for the 2016 U.S.…
“The real problem with the upcoming election is that one of them is going to win”
"The real problem with the upcoming election is (that) one of them is going to win" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke became popular for the 2016 U.S.…
“The real reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing”
Golf professionals often instruct golfers to keep their heads down. American actress and stand-up comedian Phyllis Diller (1917-2012) explained why: "The reason the pro tells you to keep your…
“The real virus is communism. Coronavirus is just how it spreads”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many businesses to adapt or close in 2020. The World Economic Forum planned a "Great Reset" during pandemic. "The real virus is communism.…
“The real virus is communism. Covid-19 is just how it spreads”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many businesses to adapt or close in 2020. The World Economic Forum planned a "Great Reset" during pandemic. "The real virus is communism.…
“The real winner in the ‘every child gets a trophy’ is the trophy making company”
Who really wins when everyone gets a trophy? The trophy makers! "When everyone gets a trophy, the trophy maker wins" was posted on Twitter by chuck chalfant on November 15, 2012.…
“The reason adults aren’t picky eaters is because they buy food that they like to eat”
It's often said that kids can be picky eaters, but that adults are not. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 14, 2020: "the reason adults aren’t picky eaters is because…
“The reason Israel doesn’t want to become America’s 51st state is because then they would only get two senators”
"The reason Israel doesn’t want to become America’s 51st state is because then they would only get two senators" is a jocular political saying that has been pinted on many images. The…
“The reason there’s a February 29 is because it takes a full day to explain what a leap year is”
"The reason there’s a February 29 is because it takes a full day to explain what the fuck a leap year is" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an ecard. "The reason…
“The reason Uncle Sam has to wear such a tall hat is that he’s always passing it around”
A jocular line about Uncle Sam appeared in Earl Wilson's syndicated entertainment column in January 1962: "'We wondered,' said Arnold Glasow, 'why Uncle Sam wore such a…
“The reason Uncle Sam has to wear such a tall hat is that he’s always passing it around”
A jocular line about Uncle Sam appeared in Earl Wilson's syndicated entertainment column in January 1962: "'We wondered,' said Arnold Glasow, 'why Uncle Sam wore such a…
“The reason why I use Android is because Adam and Eve had an Apple… and fucked everything up”
"The reason why I use Android is because Adam and Eve had an Apple... and fucked/messed everything up" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The reason I use…
“The reason why I use Android is because Adam and Eve had an Apple… and messed everything up”
"The reason why I use Android is because Adam and Eve had an Apple... and fucked/messed everything up" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The reason I use…