“The mind of a slave asks ‘Is it legal?’ The mind of a free man asks ‘Is it right?’”
"The mind of a slave asks 'Is it legal?' The mind of a free man asks 'Is it right?'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The mind of a slave asks,…
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“The Minnesota Night Hawks. I’m coaching. The Big Apple!” (Slap Shot film, 1977)
Slap Shot (1977) is an American sports comedy film about 1970s minor league professional hockey teams. At the end of the film, coach Reggie Dunlop (played by Paul Newman) accepts an offer to be…
“The Minnesota Night Hawks. I’m coaching. The Big Apple!” (Slap Shot film, 1977)
Slap Shot (1977) is an American sports comedy film about 1970s minor league professional hockey teams. At the end of the film, coach Reggie Dunlop (played by Paul Newman) accepts an offer to be…
“The minus sign ran for office to make a difference”
Many politicians state that they ran for political office "to make a difference." There's a math pun about that. "Why did the minus sign run for office? To make a…
“The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad”
DoorDash food delivery can be convenient, but expensive. This was posted on X/Twitter by Bob Phillips on September 15, 2024, and it received over 25,000 likes: "The miracle of DoorDash is that…
“The missus caught me out yesterday. I won’t be playing cricket with her anymore”
A marriage joke was posted on Facebook by Steve Wilson on January 18, 2025: "The misses caught me out yesterday....I won't be playing cricket with her anymore." The first sentence…
“The mob is just like the government, without the pretense”
"MAFİA :same thing as government,without all the pretense !!!" was posted on Twitter by Hande Öngör Oettermann on April 1, 2013. "Mafia. Same thing as government, without all the…
“The modern definition of ‘racist’ is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal”
"Racist: Anyone/Someone who wins an argument against a liberal" (or "Racist: An individual who wins an argument against a liberal") is a jocular definition that has been printed…
“The moment we stop fighting for each other is the moment we lose our humanity”
"The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The moment we stop fighting for each…
“The moment we stop fighting for each other, that’s the moment that we lose our humanity”
"The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The moment we stop fighting for each…
“The moment we stop fighting for each other, that’s the moment we lose our humanity”
"The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The moment we stop fighting for each…
“The money in your bank account is one ‘state of emergency’ away from being the government’s money”
Money in banks can be frozen and confiscated whenever a government declares an "emergency." This was posted on Twitter by Coin Bureau (guy.eth) on February 15, 2022: "Know this: The…
“The money is a nice bonus, but the real joy in robbing banks is watching the tellers move quickly”
Do bank tellers move slowly? One joke is: "The money is a nice bonus, but the real joy in robbing banks is watching the tellers move quickly for once." The one-liner was posted by John…
“The money is always greener in the other guy’s wallet”
"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence" is an old proverb meaning that everyone's situation in life is seemingly (if not actually) more desirable than one's…
“The moon landing never happened! It’s still in the sky”
The "moon landing" means a person landing on the moon. "Moon landing" does not mean that the moon is landing, but there are jokes. "The moon landing never happened the moon…
“The more captains you have on the field the better” (soccer adage)
A soccer team has the positions of "captain" and "vice-captain." A general adage is that it's better for a team to have its captains playing on the field. "I've…
“The more comfort food I eat, the less comfortable I am”
"Comfort food" might seem comforting at first, but too much comfort food can be fattening. "The more 'comfort food' I ate, the less comfortable I felt!" was posted on…
“The more dangerous the neighborhood, the better the tacos”
"The more dangerous the neighborhood, the better the tacos" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain; the saying was popular in California by May 2018.…
“The more I learn about my government, the more I like my guns”
"The more I learn about my government, the more I like/love/want my guns" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The more I learn about my government... The more I love…
“The more I learn about my government, the more I love my guns”
"The more I learn about my government, the more I like/love/want my guns" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The more I learn about my government... The more I love…