“The best restaurant on this block” (restaurant sign joke)
A joke has rival restaurants posting "best restaurant in this city" and "best restaurant in this state" and "best restaurant in this country" signs. Finally, one…
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“The Best Show in Town” (Texas Legislature)
The Texas Legislature meets for 140 days every two years in Austin, the capital city. It has been called "the best show in town." "AUSTIN -- The biggest and by far the best show in…
“The best skin care routine is having money. Anything else is a lie”
"The best skin care routine is having money. Anything else is a lie" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Having money reduces one source of stress, and it also means that a…
“The best skin care routine is having money. That shit will literally make you glow 24/7”
"The best skin care routine is having money. Anything else is a lie" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Having money reduces one source of stress, and it also means that a…
“The best skin care routine is money”
"The best skin care routine is having money. Anything else is a lie" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Having money reduces one source of stress, and it also means that a…
“The best skincare routine is having money. Anything else is a lie”
"The best skin care routine is having money. Anything else is a lie" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Having money reduces one source of stress, and it also means that a…
“The best social program is a job”
Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) favored free enterprise and smaller government. During Reagan's successful 1980 campaign for president of the United States, he said: "I happen to think that the…
“The best stimulus package would be a 0% income tax”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in talk of government stimulus packages. "Why are we taxing essential workers? The best stimulus is no income tax for working heroes!…
“The best teams make the playoffs; the hottest team wins the championship”
"The best teams make the playoffs and the hottest team wins the championship" means that the team with the best regular season record doesn't always win the championship. The regular…
“The best thing about Austin is that it’s so close to Texas”
Austin is the capital of Texas. Austin residents usually vote Democratic (blue), while the rest of Texas votes Republican (red). Austin has been called the "blueberry in the tomato soup."…
“The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you’re so hungry…”
Many people try to eat healthy, but then get hungry an hour later and eat what they usually do. This was posted on X/Twitter by Boyd's Backyard™ on Apil 27, 2015, and it received over 1,100…
“The best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores”
College basketball coach and television commentator Al McGuire (1928-2001) is credited for saying, "The best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores." That is, a college…
“The best thing about insomnia is the extra meal you get each day…”
People with insomnia can't sleep, and they often eat more. This was posted on X/Twitter by Boyd's Backyard™ on February 10, 2015, and it received over 4,800 likes: "The best thing…
“The best thing about working at the International House of Pancakes? Diplomatic immunity”
The International House of Pancakes (IHOP) doesn't give anyone diplomatic immunity, but there are jokes. "The best thing about working at the International House of Pancakes? Diplomatic…
“The best thing money can buy is financial freedom”
Rob Berger, a litigation attorney and founder of The Dough Roller website, wrote the article "Top 100 Money Quotes of All Time" for Forbes.com on April 30, 2014. The last quote was:…
“The best thing one can do when it is raining is to let it rain”
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882) wrote in "The Poet's Tale" of Tales of a Wayside Inn (1863): "For after all, the best thing one can doWhen it is raining, is to let it…
“The best thing to come out of Dallas/Houston is I-45”
Interstate 45 (I-45) runs between the cities of Dallas and Houston. When people (usually sports fans) from one of those cities hurl insults at the other city, a popular phrase is: "The best…
“The best things in life are cruelty free” (vegan saying)
"The best things in life are cruelty free" is a vegan and animal rights saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on the proverb "the best things in life are…
“The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them”
"The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them" is a jocular one-line saying about taxes that has been printed on many images. "If…
“The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Hostel Geeks1,000+ Beautiful Instagram Captions – A collection of Lyrics and QuotesLast Updated : 15.07.2019 Flashpacking(...)The best things in life are free. The…