“Telephone poles are just trees that got a job”
"Telephone poles are just trees that got a job" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Telephone polls are trees that got a job" was posted on Reddit --…
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“Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have in your home”
English television host David Frost (1939-2013) is frequently credit with this line: "Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you…
“Television has changed the American child from an irresistible force to an immovable object”
"Television is changing the American child from an irresistible force to an immovable object. -- Time Magazine" was printed in The Berkshire Eagle (Pittsfield, MA) on September 9, 1958.…
“Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other”
"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ann Landers," the pen name of a syndicated…
“Television is a writer’s medium” (television adage)
"Television is a writer's medium" is a popular saying, along with "film is a director's medium" and "theater is an actor's medium." "Television is…
“Television is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done”
"Television is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done" is a classic joke about early television. "Definition 'Television: A new medium—rare, if well…
“Tell it to Sweeney! The Stuyvesants will understand.”
"Tell it to Sweeney! (The Stuyvesants will understand.)" was an advertisement for the New York (NY) Daily News, first appearing in August 1922. The Daily News positioned itself as the…
“Tell me and I forget; teach me and I may remember; involve me and I will learn”
"Tell me and I forget; teach me and I may remember; involve me and I will learn" has been frequently credited (since the 1980s) to Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790), but Franklin never said…
“Tell me one thing wrong with overstocking grocery shelves. Go on. Aisle weight”
"Aisle weight" is a pun on "I'll wait." "Name a worse pun than this. Aisle Weight" was posted on Twitter by David Norris on September 29, 2016. "Can anyone…
“Tell me who told you about our Dutch national holidays.”/“You mean my Holland days source?”
"Hollandaise" sauce sounds like "Holland days." Of course, there are jokes. "I used to make a special egg yoke/butter sauce in an Amsterdam cafe in my youth, or my…
“Tell someone you love them today. Tomorrow is not promised”
"Tell someone you love them today. Because tomorrow is not promised" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tell someone you love them today..tomorrow is not…
“Tell the boss what you really think of him — and the truth shall set you free”
"And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free" is from John 8:32 of the New Testament. However, telling the absolute truth in the workplace is not always the best idea to…
“Tell your cat I said hello”
“Tell your cat I said hello," “Tell your cat I said hi," “Tell your cat I said meow," “Tell your cat I said pspsps," “Tell your cat I said pspspsps" and “Tell…
“Tell your cat I said hi”
“Tell your cat I said hello," “Tell your cat I said hi," “Tell your cat I said meow," “Tell your cat I said pspsps," “Tell your cat I said pspspsps" and “Tell…
“Tell your cat I said meow”
“Tell your cat I said hello," “Tell your cat I said hi," “Tell your cat I said meow," “Tell your cat I said pspsps," “Tell your cat I said pspspsps" and “Tell…
“Tell your cat I said pspspsps”
“Tell your cat I said hello," “Tell your cat I said hi," “Tell your cat I said meow," “Tell your cat I said pspsps," “Tell your cat I said pspspsps" and “Tell…
“Tell your dog I said hello”
"Tell your dog I said hi" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tell the dog I said hi" was posted on Facebook by Lisa ChilluraBret Callahan on July 26, 2008.…
“Tell your dog I said hi”
"Tell your dog I said hi" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tell the dog I said hi" was posted on Facebook by Lisa ChilluraBret Callahan on July 26, 2008.…
“Tell your dog I said what’s up”
"Tell your dog I said hi" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tell the dog I said hi" was posted on Facebook by Lisa ChilluraBret Callahan on July 26, 2008.…
“Tell your dog I said woof woof”
"Tell your dog I said hi" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tell the dog I said hi" was posted on Facebook by Lisa ChilluraBret Callahan on July 26, 2008.…