“Sorry, my dog expects me home by a certain time”
"Sorry, my cat/dog/pet expects me home by a certain time" is an excuse that has been printed on many images. The pet owner must be home and cannot be anywhere else. "Sorry, my dog…
"Sorry, my cat/dog/pet expects me home by a certain time" is an excuse that has been printed on many images. The pet owner must be home and cannot be anywhere else. "Sorry, my dog…
"Sorry, my cat/dog/pet expects me home by a certain time" is an excuse that has been printed on many images. The pet owner must be home and cannot be anywhere else. "Sorry, my dog…
The Magnolia Cafe in Austin (two locations) is open 24 hours a day. Instead of a "Sorry, We're Closed" sign, it has a "Sorry, We're Open" sign. The restaurant proudly…
A popular food joke describes people of many nationalities attempting to enter a fine restaurant. A snooty maître d' delivers the punchline: "Sorry, you can't come in here without a…
Sunday is a day for people to get nervous about the coming week. "Sorry. Can't. Sundays are when I focus my anxieties on several unpleasant hypothetical situations that could happen this…
Sunday is a day for people to get nervous about the coming week. "Sorry. Can't. Sundays are when I focus my anxieties on several unpleasant hypothetical situations that could happen this…
"Sotally tober" (a joke on "totally sober") has been printed on many images. "Sotally tober" has been cited in print since at least 1988, and was entered in the Urban…
"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee-Mate is put in coffee. "Soulmate sounds like something…
"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee-Mate is put in coffee. "Soulmate sounds like something…
“Soul! soul! for an apple or two; If you’ve got no apples, pears will do” is a chant that was used for souling on All Souls' Day (November 2nd) in the 1800s. Notes and Queries, on…
"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee-Mate is put in coffee. "Soulmate sounds like something…
"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee-Mate is put in coffee. "Soulmate sounds like something…
"Soup," as some have pointed out, can be broken into the two words "so up." "New AP style rules (...) soup is now spelled so-up" was posted on X/Twitter by David…
Cereal in milk (often made for breakfast) has been compared to soup (often made for dinner). "Soup is just dinner cereal" was posted on Twitter by Rosa Pasquarella on April 8, 2012.…
Soup is mostly what someone drinks. It's been said that soup is for those who are too lazy to chew. "soup is food for people too lazy to chew" was posted on X/Twitter by "And…
Soup is mostly what someone drinks. It's been said that soup is for those who are too lazy to chew. "soup is food for people too lazy to chew" was posted on X/Twitter by "And…
Soup has been compared to a vegetable smoothie. "RT @NowGamer_Dan: FF VII's Aeris once supposed that soup is actually just a hot vegetable smoothie. She was killed for this…
Soup is often served with crackers. Should soup be called "cracker sauce"? "Soup is literally just sandwich/cracker sauce" was posted on "Soup is literally just…
"Soup is just food flavored tea" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 18, 2012. TwitterAlejandro Nodarse @ALNodarseSoup is just…
Both soup and tea have been called "seasoned water." "wtf is soup, its just seasoned water" was posted on Twitter by Amber on August 14, 2010. "Soup is seasoned water"…