“Online flirting is all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket”
"Flirting on the internet: it's all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's all fun and games until someone…
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“Online Shopping—Because it’s frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, dirty hair and a glass of wine”
"Online Shopping -- Because it's frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, sweatpants and a glass of wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, online…
“Online Shopping—Because it’s frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, sweatpants and a glass of wine”
"Online Shopping -- Because it's frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, sweatpants and a glass of wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, online…
“Only a buzzard feeds on its friends”
"Only a buzzard feeds on his/its friends" has been on a popular Internet list of sayings titled "A Cowboy's Guide to Life." Texas Bix Bender has used "Only a buzzard…
“Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule, or a cook”
"Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule, or a cook" is a popular bit of cowboy wisdom. The origin of the phrase is unclear. Harry Oliver's Desert Rat Scrap BookOnly a fool argues…
“Only a fool can be happy to show off a pass for things he used to do without a pass”
"Only a fool can be happy to show off a pass for things he used to do without a pass" is a saying that has been shown on an image. In the image, a person shows off the digital pass on a…
“Only a fool would give up a weapon in order for the government to protect them…”
"Only an idiot disarms themselves, and thinks the criminal will do the same" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Timothee Nickson on August 9, 2019. It is not known who…
“Only a life lived in the service to others is worth living”
"Only a life lived in the service to others is worth living" is usually credited to physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955), but this form of the saying seems to have been cited in print…
“Only a matter of time before my electric bill asks me to select a tip amount”
Many expensive services expect tips. This was posted on Twitter by Simon Holland on August 30, 2022: "Only a matter of time before my electric bill asks me to select a tip amount."…
“Only a surfer knows the feeling”
"Only a surfer knows the feeling" is a popular saying in surfing. Billabong (a clothing retailer based in Australia) trademarked the slogan with a first use in commerce from August 1984.…
“Only a weirdough doesn’t like pizza”
"Weirdo" is sometimes jocularly written as "weirdough" (weird/weirdo + dough). "Crêpe" can sound like "creep," and "donut" like "do…
“Only accountants can save the world—through peace, goodwill and reconciliations”
"Only accountants can save the world -- through peace, goodwill and reconciliations" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items. "Goodwill" and…
“Only add soy sauce when the chef is standing upright. Never Kikkoman when he’s down”
Kikkoman (a Japanese food manufacturer that makes soy sauce, among other products) sounds like "kick a man," and there have been jokes. The Kikkoman joke has been printed on several…
“Only an idiot disarms himself and expects criminals to do the same”
"Only an idiot disarms themselves, and thinks the criminal will do the same" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Timothee Nickson on August 9, 2019. It is not known who…
“Only an idiot disarms himself, and thinks criminals will do the same”
"Only an idiot disarms themselves, and thinks the criminal will do the same" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Timothee Nickson on August 9, 2019. It is not known who…
“Only an idiot disarms themselves, and thinks the criminal will do the same”
"Only an idiot disarms themselves, and thinks the criminal will do the same" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Timothee Nickson on August 9, 2019. It is not known who…
“Only angry people win football games”
University of Texas head football coach Darrell Royal (1924-2012) was quoted in August 1966: "Trends are bunk. Only angry people win football games." Royal was talking about football…
“Only angry people win football games”
University of Texas head football coach Darrell Royal (1924-2012) was quoted in August 1966: "Trends are bunk. Only angry people win football games." Royal was talking about football…
“Only as the power of persuasion replaces the persuasion of power can collective bargaining…”
Walter Reuther (1907-1970), president of the United Auto Workers, wrote in January 1958 about auto contract talks: "In practice this means that collective bargaining decisions must be based…
“Only dead fish go with the flow”
Entry in progress -- B.P. The Contrary Opinion -- ButtonsOnly Dead Fish Go With The FlowMalcolm MuggeridgeThis thought is rooted in religion; when The Right Reverend Robert Daly in 1826 said,…