“Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly”
"Monday must be a man. It comes too fast/quickly/soon" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday must be a man it comes too soon?" was posted on…
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“Monday plan: Drink coffee, Be awesome, Ignore negativity”
"Today's plan? Drink coffee and be awesome" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Battle plan for this week: wake up, drink coffee, be awesome, repeat"…
“Monday should be optional”
"Monday(s) should be optional" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "Mondays should be optional" was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.kibology on…
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday”
"Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday" is a jocular expression of how fast the weekend goes by -- in the blink of an eye -- that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday”
"Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday" is a jocular expression of how fast the weekend goes by -- in the blink of an eye -- that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“Monday without coffee is like something without something”
"A morning without coffee is like something without something else," "A day without coffee is like something without something" and "Life without coffee is like something…
“Monday, Joe got drunk on gin and soda water…Soda water causes drunkenness” (joke)
A joke about faulty inductive logic is: "Monday, Joe got drunk on gin and soda water. Tuesday, Joe got drunk on bourbon and soda water. Wednesday, Joe got drunk on vodka and soda water.…
“Monday: Here we f**king go again. Tuesday: Hate it here. Wednesday: How TF is it only Wednesday…”
A jocular description of each day of the work week was posted on Instagram by corporatebish on June 25, 2023: "Monday: Here we f**king go again Tuesday: Hate it here Wednesday: How TF is it…
“Monday: Nothing a glass of wine can’t fix”
"Monday: Nothing a glass of wine can't fix" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday ....nothing a glass of wine can't fix !" was posted on Twitter by…
“Monday! I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee!”
"Monday! I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday, I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee" was…
“Monday? You mean Taco Tuesday Eve!”
Monday is the tradition start of the work week and is a day dreaded by many people. Tuesday is known as "Taco Tuesday," when people can at least enjoy eating tacos. "Monday? You mean…
“Monday. Let’s go and grab it by the coffee beans”
"Drink your coffee and grab Monday by the beans" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Grab Monday by the beans! Get out there and make something happen" was…
“Monday. You. Bastard.”
"Monday. You. Bastard." is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like Monday, the tradition start of the work week. "Hello, Monday. You bastard" was…
“Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks”
Many people do not like Mondays. "Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks" and “Mondays aren't so bad—it's your job that sucks” are sayings that have been printed…
“Mondays are for fresh starts”
"Mondays are for fresh starts" is a motivational work saying about Monday that has been printed on many images. "Sundays are for reflection, Mondays are for fresh starts!" was…
“Mondays are for people with a mission”
"Monday is for people with a mission" (also "Mondays are for people with a mission") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the…
“Mondays are made for crushing goals”
"Monday is made for crushing goals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is usually the start of the work week. "Black label. Because Monday's are made for…
“Mondays are my favorite day to question all my life decisions”
"Mondays are my favorite day to question all my life decisions" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people show up for work on Monday nd have such questions.…
“Mondays are now ‘Taco Tuesday Eve’ until further notice”
Monday is the tradition start of the work week and is a day dreaded by many people. Tuesday is known as "Taco Tuesday," when people can at least enjoy eating tacos. "Monday? You mean…
“Mondays are proof that even coffee can only do so much”
"Mondays are proof that even coffee can only do so much" (shown on an image) was posted on the Facebook group "Beach Bunny’s coffee addiction" on February 3, 2025. Monday is…