“Making soup. How do you know which onions are French?”
French onion soup doesn't require French onions, but there are jokes. This was posted on X/Tiwtter by 🥴steph🥴 on January 23, 2023: "Making soup. How do you know which onions are…
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“Male bees die after mating. Their life is basically Honey, Nut, Cheerio”
Honey Nut Cheerios is a product that was introduced in 1979. The cereal became very popular, and the Honey Nut Cheerios bee has been featured in advertising. A joke uses the slang "honey"…
“Male birth control is free and it’s called holding a fish in your profile photo”
"Male birth control is free and it's called holding a fish in your profile photo" is a joke that has been printed on many images. Women, according to this saying, and not interested…
“Male libertarians when they find out they have a prostate” (joke)
"Prostate" (a body part) should not be confused with "pro state," but there are jokes. "Libertarians when they discover they have a body part called the…
“Malfunction at the junction” (SWC football announcer Kern Tips)
Kern Tips (who died in 1967 at age 62) was the "Voice of the Southwest Conference" football for about 30 years. Some consider Tips the greatest Texas football announcer; others consider…
“Mall kiosk workers are the human equivalent of pop-up ads”
Computer pop-up ads are annoying, and many people find that mall kiosk workers hawking their items are also annoying in a similar way. "[Mall] kiosk people are the pop-up ads of…
“Mallomars are just cold s’mores”
Mallomars are cookies, first introduced in 1913 by Nabisco, with a graham cracker base topped with marshmallow, and coated with dark chocolate. The chocolate melted in the summer, and the product…
“Mallomars are just inside out s’mores”
Mallomars are cookies, first introduced in 1913 by Nabisco, with a graham cracker base topped with marshmallow, and coated with dark chocolate. The chocolate melted in the summer, and the product…
“Mallomars are just winter s’mores”
Mallomars are cookies, first introduced in 1913 by Nabisco, with a graham cracker base topped with marshmallow, and coated with dark chocolate. The chocolate melted in the summer, and the product…
“Mallomars are only sold in New York and New Jersey and nobody else knows what they are”
Mallomars are cookies, first introduced in 1913 by Nabisco, with a graham cracker base topped with marshmallow, and coated with dark chocolate. The chocolate melted in the summer, and the product…
“Mallomars are the unofficial official food of the Jewish New Year”
Mallomars are cookies, first introduced in 1913 by Nabisco, with a graham cracker base topped with marshmallow, and coated with dark chocolate. The chocolate melted in the summer, and the product…
“Mallomars are Tunnock’s Tea Cakes without the fancy wrappers”
Mallomars are cookies, first introduced in 1913 by Nabisco, with a graham cracker base topped with marshmallow, and coated with dark chocolate. The chocolate melted in the summer, and the product…
“Maltesers are a poor man’s Minstrels”
The candies Milk Duds (introduced in 1928), Maltesers (introduced in the United Kingdom in 1937), Whoppers (introduced in the United States in 1949), Revels (introduced in the United Kingdom in…
“Maltesers are a poor man’s Revels”
The candies Milk Duds (introduced in 1928), Maltesers (introduced in the United Kingdom in 1937), Whoppers (introduced in the United States in 1949), Revels (introduced in the United Kingdom in…
“Man bites dog”
What's news? The legend goes that an editor told a reporter that when a dog bites a man, that's not news. When a man bites a dog, that's news! It is said to have started at the New…
“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter”
"Man doth not live by bread alone" and "Man shall not live by bread alone" are passages in the Bible. "Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter"…
“Man charged with stealing hay denied bale”
"Bail" shouldn't be confused with "bale," but there are jokes. "I got arrested yesterday for stealing hay from a farmer. I’ve been refused bale" was posted on…
“Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish”
"Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Man shall not live by bread alone" is from Matthew 4.4 of…
“Man does not live by words alone—despite sometimes eating them”
Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965) gave a speech in Denver on September 5, 1952. Stevenson was known for his wit, although he would lose the 1952 presidential election to Dwight Eisenhower. He said:…
“Man goes in a pub…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." One version is: "Man goes in a pub. Barman says, 'Get out, we don't serve…