“Astronauts use Linux because you can’t open Windows in space”
"Astronauts use Linux because you can't open Windows in space" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Carla Notarobot on November 7, 2020, but it went viral when it was posted again…
Origin of “The Whole Nine Yards”
“Astronomy is way over my head”
The stars are over our heads, but what about the study of astronomy? "RT @monkjail: I was thinking of studying astronomy, but I fear it's all a bit over my head" was posted on…
“At 12:01 am on January 1, for the first time ever, hind sight will actually be 2020”
The year 2020 had some "2020 vision" jokes. This was posted on Facebook by Joe Haenn on December 18, 2020: "At 12:01 am on Jan 1, for the first time ever, Hind Sight will actually be…
“At first, I couldn’t believe that vodka is made from fucking potatoes…”
Many people are surprised that some vodka is made from potatoes. A curse word is often used, causing confusion and humor. "wait wait vodka is made from fucking potatoes? #mindfucked" was…
“At GM, you form a committee on snakes, then hire a consultant…” (Ross Perot)
Texas billionaire H. Ross Perot did not like the practices at General Motors, the company that bought Perot's Electronic Data Systems. GM, Perot said, bogs things down with a committee system.…
“At home, it’s weird for two people to eat two different things for dinner but at a restaurant, it’s weird to order the same thing”
At home, two people usually have the same entrees because it's easier to cook two of the same thing. However, at a restaurant, two people usually order different entrees, possibly to share the…
“At least mosquitoes find me attractive”
"I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, by "find me attractive" it's…
“At least my coffee won’t get cold in hell”
"On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell" and "At least my coffee won't get cold in hell" are jocular coffee sayings that have been printed on many…
“At least thirty percent of my workout is spent picking a different song”
"At least thirty percent of my workout is spent picking a different song" is a jocular one-line saying about working out. The saying was posted on Twitter by Aaron Fullerton on June…
“At LOTR 150, Professor Gandalf is kind of a jerk. He opened the class with, ‘YOU SHALL NOT PASS!’”
Gandalf is a protagonist in J. R. R. Tolkien's novels The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. Many jokes have Gandalf as a teacher, shouting his famous line. "COLLEGE JOKE | I went to LOTR…
“At my age, ‘getting lucky’ means having coffee without interruption”
"At my age, 'getting lucky' means having coffee without interruption" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "At my age, 'getting lucky'…
“At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas”
"At my age, I don't even buy green bananas" is often credited to Florida Congressman Claude Pepper (1900-1989), but there's no documentary evidence that he said it before 1986.…
“At my age, please stop asking me my likes & dislikes. I like money & food and I dislike not having money & food, please don’t stress me out”
Some people have obvious likes and dislikes, such as money and food. "At my age, please stop asking me about my likes & dislikes. I like money, and I dislike not having money. Don't…
“At my house, we pray after we eat”
People often pray before a meal (such as a grace prayer) to give thanks for the food on the table. The comedian Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004) joked: "My wife is the worst cook in the world.…
“At my new job, I have hundreds of people under me. I mow the grass at the cemetery”
A person with many people under him/her usually has a responsible job. "At my new job, I have hundreds of people under me," an old joke goes. "I mow the grass at the cemetery."…
“At my next job, I’m gonna to lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want…”
"At my next job, im gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children" was posted on Twitter by street governor (@brownliquorbaby) on…
“At night I hear the voices of cakes and ice cream calling to me from the kitchen. The veggies however are oddly quiet…”
"Sometimes I hear the voices of cookies and ice cream at night, calling to me from the kitchen. The veggies, however, are oddly quiet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“At no point in history have the people forcing others into compliance been the good guys”
"At no point in history have the people forcing others into compliance been the good guys" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying originally meant compliance with…
“At some point we need to quit asking who needs to pay more taxes and focus on where it’s going”
"At some point we need to quit asking who needs to pay more taxes and focus on where the hell all of our money is going" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "At some…
“At some point you will find someone who is obsessed with you and wants all your time…”
"At some point you will find someone who is obsessed with you and wants all your time.. That person is your manager at work" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The saying was…