"Always keep a bottle of tequila in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Tuesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "'@WomensHumor: Always…
"Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes the special occasion is that you have a bottle of wine in the fridge" is a jocular saying that has been…
"Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes the special occasion is that you have a bottle of wine in the fridge" is a jocular saying that has been…
"Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes the special occasion is that you have a bottle of wine in the fridge" is a jocular saying that has been…
"Always keep a bottle of tequila in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Tuesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "'@WomensHumor: Always…
"Always look on the bright cider life" is a cider saying that has been printed on many images. The pun is based on the song "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life," from the…
New York City's government website (nyc.gov) has had the slogan "Always Open" since the late 1990s. http://www.americancityandcounty.com/mag/government_cutting_cords/Always open New…
"Always pre-heat the oven before putting the meat in" or ("Always preheat the oven before you put the meat in") is a sexual innuendo-filled cooking saying that has been printed…
"Always pre-heat the oven before putting the meat in" or ("Always preheat the oven before you put the meat in") is a sexual innuendo-filled cooking saying that has been printed…
"Always answer the door with your coat on. If it's someone you like, you can tell them you just got home. If it's someone you don't like, you can tell them you were just…
"Always Real" has been a Coca-Cola slogan since 1993. "Always Real, Always Harlem" has been a Coca-Cola advertisement on some Harlem stores since at least 2004. flickrALWAYS…
"Remember: the first four letters in butter is where its gonna go:)" was posted on Twitter by Bellα Carinα on January 28, 2011. "Remember: The first four letters in BUTTER is where…
"Always take the day off after the day you return from vacation" is a work saying that was posted on X/Twitter -- the tweet is no longer there -- by MrsBundrige on July 18, 2021. Most…
"Together forever, never apart, maybe in distance (but) never in heart" (also "Always together, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart" and "True friends are…
A "signature move" (one's style) doesn't usually involve one's signature, but there are jokes. "Writing my name in cursive is my signature move" was posted on…
"It goes without saying" is an expression that means something is understood without being expressly stated in words. "It goes without saying" has nothing to do with…
"Am I getting older or is the supermarket playing great music" is humorous saying that has been printed on many images. Supermarket music is aimed to please its customers -- usually…
"Am I getting older or is the supermarket playing great music" is humorous saying that has been printed on many images. Supermarket music is aimed to please its customers -- usually…
A somewhat NSFW Christmas tree joke was posted on Twitter by Andy L Smith on December 18, 2009: "I bought a Christmas tree today The girl in the shop asked if I was going to put it up myself I…
A sandwich is often cut in half, and people have several feelings about the second half of the sandwich. "The Second half of a sandwich is always the best piece" was posted on X/Twitter…