"Never confuse people who are always around you with people who are always there for you" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters and T-shirts. The saying…
"Never convert a convertible" (convertible bond or convertible preferred stock) is a Wall Street adage that is usually attirbuted to Benjamin Graham (1894-1976), author of Security…
"Never cook with (a) wine you wouldn't drink" is a popular adage about cooking with wine. Some people believe that cheap wine can be used in cooking, but after the alcohol…
"Don't judge a book by its cover" is an old proverb. "You can't cover a judge by his book" is a jocular variation that was used in a song by the Pheremones in 1992. A…
"Never date a chick that works at Subway. She knows what 6 inches really looks like" is a sex joke that has been printed on many images. Subway fast food restaurants serve six-inch sub…
A jack-o'-lantern is a carved pumpkin; the insides of the pumpkin are removed. A joke was posted on Facebook by Indian Hills Community Sign on October 29, 2020: "Never date…
"Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I want to give you some personal advice. Never delay kissing a…
"Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I want to give you some personal advice. Never delay kissing a…
"Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that’s what alcohol is for" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never depend on someone else to make you happy,…
"Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that’s what alcohol is for" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never depend on someone else to make you happy,…
"Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that’s what alcohol is for" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never depend on someone else to make you happy,…
Margaret Mead (1901-1978) was a well-known anthropologist who received degrees from Barnard College and Columbia University. She's known today for a quotation she might not have said:…
"Never drink unless you're alone or with somebody" appears as an "anonymous cowboy quote" in the book Cowboy Cocktails (2000), by Grady Spears and Brigit Binns. The…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: B. KlibanBernard "Hap" Kliban (January 1, 1935 – August 12, 1990) was an influential cartoonist born in New York.(...)LegacyAccording to Art…
In the early-mid 1900s, many restaurants advertised "real home cooking" and were called "Mom's." Nelson Algren's novel A Walk on the Wild Side (1956) stated three…
New York (NY) Times restaurant critic Bryan Miller wrote a list of "Rules of the Road" in his July 16, 1983 column. One rule was: "The Chinese Law: Never eat Chinese food in…
"Never Eat Chips/Cheese/Cake, Eat Salad/Salmon Sandwiches And Remain Young” is a mnemonic aid that some have used to spell the word “necessary.” The line “Never Eat Chips: Eat Salad…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Miss PiggyMiss Piggy is a Muppet character who was primarily played by Frank Oz on The Muppet Show. In 2001, Eric Jacobson began performing the role, although…
Highland Appliance Superstore (originally in Highland Park, Michigan) ran a television advertisement in the 1980s for its Washington's Birthday sale. Benjamin Franklin called George Washington…
"Atomic ache" sounds a bit like "a tummy ache." "Eating uranium can cause atomic ache" was posted on the newsgroup Google Groups: rec.humor on April 22, 1991.…