“Peaches are just fuzzy nectarines”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
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“Peaches are just hairy nectarines”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Peaches are just suede nectarines”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Peaches, the gorilla, escaped from the zoo. When they got her back, she was an ape re-caught”
"Apricot" sounds a bit like "ape re-caught." A pun was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on July 8, 2017: "Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change? Peaches the…
“Peanut brittle implies the existence of peanut durable”
Peanut brittle seemingly implies the existence of other forms of peanuts. "Peanut brittle? PEANUT STRONG" was posted on X/Twitter by Primaeros on October 25, 2012. "Peanut brittle…
“Peanut brittle implies the existence of peanut indestructible”
Peanut brittle seemingly implies the existence of other forms of peanuts. "Peanut brittle? PEANUT STRONG" was posted on X/Twitter by Primaeros on October 25, 2012. "Peanut brittle…
“Peanut brittle implies the existence of peanut strong”
Peanut brittle seemingly implies the existence of other forms of peanuts. "Peanut brittle? PEANUT STRONG" was posted on X/Twitter by Primaeros on October 25, 2012. "Peanut brittle…
“Peanut brittle implies the existence of peanut sturdy”
Peanut brittle seemingly implies the existence of other forms of peanuts. "Peanut brittle? PEANUT STRONG" was posted on X/Twitter by Primaeros on October 25, 2012. "Peanut brittle…
“Peanut butter implies the existence of peanut bread”
Peanut butter seemingly implies the existence of other peanut things. "There exists peanut butter but there not exists peanut margarine" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February…
“Peanut butter implies the existence of peanut butt and peanut buttest”
Peanut butter seemingly implies the existence of other peanut things. "There exists peanut butter but there not exists peanut margarine" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February…
“Peanut butter implies the existence of peanut cheese”
Peanut butter seemingly implies the existence of other peanut things. "There exists peanut butter but there not exists peanut margarine" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February…
“Peanut butter implies the existence of peanut margarine”
Peanut butter seemingly implies the existence of other peanut things. "There exists peanut butter but there not exists peanut margarine" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February…
“Peanut butter implies the existence of peanut milk”
Peanut butter seemingly implies the existence of other peanut things. "There exists peanut butter but there not exists peanut margarine" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February…
“Peanut butter implies the surprising existence of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Peanut Butter”
Peanut butter seemingly implies the existence of other peanut things. "There exists peanut butter but there not exists peanut margarine" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February…
“Peanut butter is America’s hummus”
Peanut butter (a popular American food) has been compared to hummus (a popular food in the Middle East). "peanut butter is surely America's hummus" was posted on Twitter by Dan…
“Peanut butter is the American hummus”
Peanut butter (a popular American food) has been compared to hummus (a popular food in the Middle East). "peanut butter is surely America's hummus" was posted on Twitter by Dan…
“Peanuts being legumes, peanut butter is technically bean dip”
Beans and peanuts are both legumes. "'@Fact: Peanuts aren't actually nuts, they're related to the bean family.' So peanut butter is technically bean dip? Arrite" was…
“Peddlers Welcome: Dog food is expensive” (sign)
"Trespassers Are Welcome: Dog food is getting to be expensive" is a jocular warning sign that has been printed on many images. The implication is that a dog will eat trespassers.…
“Peel the sticker off a banana and put it on your forehead”
A banana sticker (such as "Chiquita") is often found on the banana peel. Many people remove this sticker, despite the fact that the banana peel is not eaten. Then, they (especially young…
“Peeling a fruit is like unwrapping a gift from the earth”
A fruit's peel is like gift wrapping. "Peeling fruit is like opening a gift from the Earth" was posted on Reddit -- Highdeas on August 29, 2017. "Peeling a fruit is like…