“Coffee: Because crack isn’t allowed in the workplace”
"Coffee: Because crack isn't allowed in the workplace" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying appears to have been cited in print since at least 2009.…
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“Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm”
"Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 17, 2014.…
“Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm”
"Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 17, 2014.…
“COFFEE: Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever”
"COFFEE: Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "coffee." "COFFEE: Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever #coffee" was posted on Twitter on June…
“Coffee: Is the planet shaking or is it just me?”
"Coffee: Is the planet shaking or is it just me?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to coffee jitters. "Is the planet shaking...or is it…
“Coffee: It’s like allergy medicine for mornings”
"Coffee: It's like allergy medicine for mornings" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee -- It's like allergy medicine for mornings" (shown…
“Coffee: Keeping other people safe since I had my first cup”
"Coffee!! Keeping stupid people safe since I got up this morning" and "Coffee: Keeping other people safe since I had my first cup" are coffee sayings that have been printed on…
“Coffee: Keeping the crazy at bay for another day”
"Coffee: Keeping the crazy at bay for another day" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Coffee keeping the crazy at bay for another day…
“Coffee: liquid joy juice”
"Coffee: liquid joy juice" is a definition that has been printed on several images. David Voth wrote "Coffee: liquid joy juice" and posted a drawing on Twitter on February 2,…
“Coffee: liquid optimism”
"Coffee: liquid optimism" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Coffee is like liquid optimism. Especially when paired with Yo La Tengo" was posted on…
“Coffee: Mother Nature’s jumper cables”
"Coffee isn't helping/working. Get the jumper cables!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee helps humans like jumper cables help to start a car. "Will…
“Coffee: starter fluid for the morning impaired”
"Coffee: starter fluid for the morning impaired" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee...starter fluid for humans" was posted to the…
“Coffee: The daytime stumbling, stretching, yawning, dragging, cotton mouthed, gulping…”
Vicks NyQuil (a cold medicine) has long had the advertising slogan, "The Nighttime Sniffling Sneezing Coughing Aching Stuffy Head Fever So You Can Rest Medicine." A coffee parody of this…
“Coffee: The most important meal of the day”
"Coffee: The most important meal of the day" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" is the usual form…
“Coffee: turning ‘ugh’ into ‘yay’ since forever”
"Coffee: turning 'ugh' into 'yay' since forever" was posted on Facebook by Coffee on July 3, 2024. This was also posted on Facebook by Just For Coffee Lovers on July…
“Coffee! Coffee! It’s our drink! If we don’t get it, we can’t think!”
"Coffee! Coffee! It's our drink! If we don't get it, we can't think!" is a jocular cheer that has been printed on many images. "Coffee coffee it's our drink! If…
“Coffee! If you’re not shaking, you need another cup”
"Coffee! If you're not shaking, you need another cup" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "COFFEE! if your not shaking....you need another…
“Coffee!! Keeping stupid people safe since I got up this morning”
"Coffee!! Keeping stupid people safe since I got up this morning" and "Coffee: Keeping other people safe since I had my first cup" are coffee sayings that have been printed on…
“Coffee. Because fuck this fucking shit”
"Coffee. Because fuck this fucking shit" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "COFFEE Because FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT" (printed on a spoon) was available fo…
“Coffee. Because mornings. And afternoons”
"Coffee. Because mornings. And afternoons" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "#Coffee. Because mornings. …and afternoons" (also shown on an image) was…