“Fact: There’s no graceful way to get on a pool float”
"Fact: There's no graceful way to get on a pool float" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "After 35, there’s no way to get out of a pool float with your dignity…
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“Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable”
"Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable" has frequently been credited to the writer Mark Twain (1835-1910), but there is no evidence that the line was said during his…
“Facts tell, stories sell” (marketing adage)
"Facts tell, stories sell" is a popular marketing adage. A story that pulls all of the facts together helps to create a memorable sales presentation. "Facts tell, stories sell"…
“Fail fast, fail often” (business adage)
Failure is often encouraged in technological fields; lessons learned through failure can lead to success. Sayings such as "fail forward," "fail better," "fail early,"…
“Failed a job interview last week. Apparently a gangbang isn’t proof you can work in a team”
Employers often seek people who can work in a team. A joke was posted on Twitter on March 19, 2011: "Failed a job interview today. Apparently gangbang isn't proof that you have worked as…
“Failed at making an omelet, so now I’m having scrambled eggs”
"Failed at making an omelet, so now I'm having scrambled eggs" is a jocular saying about preparing eggs that has been printed on many images. "Attempted to make an omelet this…
“Failure is an event—not a person”
"Failure is an event, not/never a person" is a popular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as buttons and posters. The saying is very popular in business; a business…
“Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with Windows”
"Failure is not an option. It comes bundles with Windows" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft…
“Failure is not the opposite of success. It is part of success”
"Failure is not the opposite of success. It is part of success" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "In Western culture, failure is regarded as the…
“Failure is success in progress”
"Failure is success in progress" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Failure is success in progress" was posted on Twitter by…
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor”
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor" is a popular quotation that has been printed on many posters. American author Truman Capote (1924-1984) said in…
“Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement”
Charles F. Kettering (1876-1958), president of the General Motors Research Corporation, wrote in "Education Begins at Home" for The Reader's Digest of February 1944: "We are…
“Fair to Midland” (pun on “fair to middling”)
"Fair-to-middling" is an expression for something that is about average (fair) or only slightly above average (middling). "Fair to Midland" is a pun on the expression, using the…
“Fairy tales are real. I drink a potion made from magic beans and it brings me back to life”
"Don't ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren't real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life" is a jocular coffee saying that…
“Fairy tales used to start with ‘Once upon a time…’ Today, “According to experts…’”
Many people do not trust "experts." These experts are often paid by corporations and promote corporate propaganda. "In old times fairy tales started with 'Once upon a…
“Faith can move mountains, but don’t be surprised if God hands you a shovel”
"Faith can move mountains, but don't be surprised if God hands you a shovel" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been printed in several…
“Faith makes all things possible; hope makes all things work”
"Faith makes all things possible; Love makes all things easy; Hope makes all things work" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. "Faith makes all things possible, and…
“Faith, family and football” (“God, family and football”)
"God/faith, family and football" -- in that order -- are said to be the priorities of a responsible person in the American football business. The saying dates from the late 1960s, but…
“Fake bacon is for people who think eating meat is murder, but still like the taste of murder”
"Fake bacon is for people who think eating meat is murder but still like the taste of murder" (or ""Fake bacon: for people who think eating meat is murder but still like the…
“Fake it till you make it”
"Fake it until/'til/till you make it" means that one should act successful until one actually is successful. That means having the right clothes or the right car. A similar proverb…