“Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol, suit up!”
"Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol/Wine, suit up!" is a jocular saying (inspired by baseball) that has been printed on many images. "5:31pm Coffee, you’re on the bench.…
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“Coffee: A warm, delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning forever”
"Coffee: A warm, delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning forever" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Kim…
“Coffee: a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone every morning forever”
"Coffee: a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone (every morning) forever" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "#coffee a warm delicious alternative to…
“Coffee: a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever”
"Coffee: a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone (every morning) forever" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "#coffee a warm delicious alternative to…
“Coffee: because adulting is like a never-ending escape room”
"Coffee: because adulting is like a never-ending escape room" is a coffee saying that was posted on Facebook by Coffee on May 29, 2024. “Coffee because adulting is hard” and “May…
“Coffee: Because anger management is too expensive”
"Coffee: Because anger management is too expensive" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee: Because Anger Management is too expensive" was posted on…
“Coffee: Because crack is bad for you”
"Coffee: Because crack isn't allowed in the workplace" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying appears to have been cited in print since at least 2009.…
“Coffee: Because crack is illegal”
"Coffee: Because crack isn't allowed in the workplace" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying appears to have been cited in print since at least 2009.…
“Coffee: Because crack isn’t allowed in the workplace”
"Coffee: Because crack isn't allowed in the workplace" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying appears to have been cited in print since at least 2009.…
“Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm”
"Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 17, 2014.…
“Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm”
"Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 17, 2014.…
“COFFEE: Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever”
"COFFEE: Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "coffee." "COFFEE: Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever #coffee" was posted on Twitter on June…
“Coffee: Is the planet shaking or is it just me?”
"Coffee: Is the planet shaking or is it just me?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to coffee jitters. "Is the planet shaking...or is it…
“Coffee: It’s like allergy medicine for mornings”
"Coffee: It's like allergy medicine for mornings" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee -- It's like allergy medicine for mornings" (shown…
“Coffee: Keeping other people safe since I had my first cup”
"Coffee!! Keeping stupid people safe since I got up this morning" and "Coffee: Keeping other people safe since I had my first cup" are coffee sayings that have been printed on…
“Coffee: Keeping the crazy at bay for another day”
"Coffee: Keeping the crazy at bay for another day" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Coffee keeping the crazy at bay for another day…
“Coffee: liquid joy juice”
"Coffee: liquid joy juice" is a definition that has been printed on several images. David Voth wrote "Coffee: liquid joy juice" and posted a drawing on Twitter on February 2,…
“Coffee: liquid optimism”
"Coffee: liquid optimism" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Coffee is like liquid optimism. Especially when paired with Yo La Tengo" was posted on…
“Coffee: Mother Nature’s jumper cables”
"Coffee isn't helping/working. Get the jumper cables!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee helps humans like jumper cables help to start a car. "Will…
“Coffee: starter fluid for the morning impaired”
"Coffee: starter fluid for the morning impaired" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee...starter fluid for humans" was posted to the…