“Amen and awomen”
Entry in progress -- BP “Why do they say ‘amen’ and not ‘awomen’ at the end of songs at church?"/"Because they’re hymns, not hers” is a related joke. Global News…
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“America at this point in history is like the collapse of the Roman Empire but with WiFi”
"It's really cool to be alive in America at this point in history because it's like the collapse of the Roman Empire but with wi-fi" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse”
"America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“America is a corpse being devoured by maggots. Democrats are rooting for the maggots. Republicans are rooting for the corpse”
"America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“America is a corpse being devoured by maggots. The Democrats root for the maggots. The Republicans root for the corpse”
"America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“America is a healthy body; its resistance is its patriotism, morality and spiritual life”
Russian leader Joseph Stalin (1878-1953) is frequently credited with saying: "America is like a healthy body, and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual…
“America is being conditioned to view freedom as selfishness”
"America is being conditioned to view freedom as selfishness" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This saying became popular during the 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic,…
“America is great because she is good”
"America is great because she is good" is a quotation that has been attributed by several American presidents to Alexis de Tocqueville (1805-1859) and his book, Democracy in America.There…
“America is the best country in the nation”
Entry in progress -- BP Newspapers.com7 November 1968, San Francisco (CA) Examiner, "Longest Night in 20 Years" by Dwight Newton, pg. 35, col. 1:Even unto dawn, Spiro Agnew was being…
“America is the first nation in history founded on an idea”
Many political speeches, such as the 2011 State of the Union Address given by President Barack Obama, have claimed that the United States is "the first nation to be founded for the sake of an…
“America is the greatest country in the nation”
Entry in progress -- BP Newspapers.com7 November 1968, San Francisco (CA) Examiner, "Longest Night in 20 Years" by Dwight Newton, pg. 35, col. 1:Even unto dawn, Spiro Agnew was being…
“America is the only country in the world where even people who hate it refuse to leave”
"America is the only country in the world where even people who hate it refuse to leave" was posted on Twitter by American conservative activist and radio talk show host Charlie Kirk on…
“America is the only country in the world where even those who hate it refuse to leave”
"America is the only country in the world where even people who hate it refuse to leave" was posted on Twitter by American conservative activist and radio talk show host Charlie Kirk on…
“America is where a young man can start at the bottom and work his way into a hole”
"America is where a young man can start at the bottom and work his way into a hole" is a jocular one-line saying that has been cited in print since at least 1963. It originated in the…
“America isn’t the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest”
Europe isn't a country, but there are jokes."I'm American and Im sick of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I think Europe is the stupidest country in the…
“America just needs a mom to be like, ‘A new war? You got new war money? You never even finished the last two. We have plenty of war at home’”
A joke about America, war and moms was posted on X/Twitter by Alex Giampapa on January 6, 2020, and this received over 14,000 likes: "America just needs a mom to be like, 'A new war? You…
“America sure is having some bad luck. It’s like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground”
A popular trope in movies and television is that something (such as a house or a town) is cursed because it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. This became a viral joke about America.…
“America the Beautiful” (1902 revisions)
The words to the poem "America the Beautiful" were composed by Wellesley College professor Katharine Lee Bates (1859-1928) in 1893, after a visit to Pike's Peak in 1893. The poem,…
“America will never be destroyed from the outside”
"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves" is a quotation frequently attributed to Abraham Lincoln…
“America will never forgive blacks for slavery”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "The Germans will never forgive the Jews for Auschwitz" is an older, similar saying. Twittervibrantlife@vibrantlife"White America will never forgive…