“I used to be a trapeze artist, but I was let go”
"I once had a job with the circus as a trapeze artist, but I was let go" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Ken3ie 5trick|and on May 19, 2009. "Stewart Francis - 'I was a…
"I once had a job with the circus as a trapeze artist, but I was let go" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Ken3ie 5trick|and on May 19, 2009. "Stewart Francis - 'I was a…
A joke about swimming -- and drinking -- was posted on Twitter by Alfie Moore on March 31, 2013: "I used to be addicted to swimming but I'm proud to say I've been dry for two years…
"Cold turkey" (an abrupt cessation of a substance dependence) has nothing to do with Thanksgiving leftovers, but there are jokes. "Show me a man who throws Thanksgiving leftovers in…
The Dunning-Kruger effect describes a cognitive bias in which people of low ability assess their abilities to be greater than they actually are. There have been several jokes about it. "About…
"I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'. You probably saw our posters" is a popular joke that has been printed on several images. "XD RT @sickipediabot I used to be in…
Meat Loaf is the name of an American singer, and, of course, there are "meatloaf" jokes. "I'm thinking about starting a band called Gravy... We're just gonna cover Meat…
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1980. 25 October 1980,…
"I used to be liberal. Then I left home & got a job" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Stickers we jus saw on a truck: (...) Other sticker said - I used to be…
"Pure As the Snow, But She Drifted" was the title of an entertainment that was printed in the Butte (MT) Miner on May 16, 1917. "'She was as pure and as white as snow.'…
"I used to care what other people thought about me, until one day, I tried to pay my bills with their opinions" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
Opera singers sometimes rehearse with "mi, mi, mi" ("me, me, me"). "Old gag: Do you have to practise your opera singing so loud? You're so selfish. It's all ME ME…
"I used to do drugs in the 60s/70s/80s/90s. Now I don't care what the temperature is" is a joke that has been cited in print since at least the early 1990s. Authorship is unknown.…
"I used to do drugs in the 60s/70s/80s/90s. Now I don't care what the temperature is" is a joke that has been cited in print since at least the early 1990s. Authorship is unknown.…
"I used to do drugs in the 60s/70s/80s/90s. Now I don't care what the temperature is" is a joke that has been cited in print since at least the early 1990s. Authorship is unknown.…
"I used to do drugs in the 60s/70s/80s/90s. Now I don't care what the temperature is" is a joke that has been cited in print since at least the early 1990s. Authorship is unknown.…
"I used to do drugs in the 60s/70s/80s/90s. Now I don't care what the temperature is" is a joke that has been cited in print since at least the early 1990s. Authorship is unknown.…
"I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes" is a saying that has been written on T-shirts. The saying is recorded in print since at least…
"Eating greens" means eating green-colored foods, but there are jokes. "I used to hate eating my greens as a kid...some reason they tasted worse than the other crayons" was…
"I used to hate math, but then I realized decimals have a point" is a jocular math saying that has been printed on many images. "Decimals have a point" was posted on the…
"I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it" is a jocular line that has been printed on ecards. "I used to have a fear of hurdles, but i got over it" was cited on…