“Coffee is the gasoline of life”
"Coffee: The gasoline of life" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee: The gasoline of life" was posted to the newsgroup rec.sport.billiard on May…
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“Coffee is the ultimate stress reliever”
"Coffee is my stress reliever" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee is my ultimate stress reliever" (or "Coffee is the ultimate stress…
“Coffee is the whiskey of the morning”
"Coffee is the whiskey of the morning" is a coffee saying that has been printed on an image. "Coffee is the whisky of the morning" was posted on Twitter by BD on January 14,…
“Coffee is vital for survival. Dinosaurs didn’t have coffee, and look how that turned out”
"Coffee is vital for survival. Dinosaurs didn't have coffee, and look how that turned out" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying “Dinosaurs had no…
“Coffee is vital for survival”
"Coffee is vital for survival. Dinosaurs didn't have coffee, and look how that turned out" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying “Dinosaurs had no…
“Coffee is why I got out of bed today”
"Coffee -- It's why you got out of bed today" (or "Coffee is why I got out of bed today") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "#Coffee it’s why…
“Coffee isn’t enough today, I need to be struck by lightning”
"Coffee isn't enough (today), I need to be struck by lightning" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee isnt enough i NEED to be struck by…
“Coffee isn’t enough. I need to be struck by lightning”
"Coffee isn't enough (today), I need to be struck by lightning" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee isnt enough i NEED to be struck by…
“Coffee isn’t helping. Get the jumper cables!”
"Coffee isn't helping/working. Get the jumper cables!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee helps humans like jumper cables help to start a car. "Will…
“Coffee isn’t just a beverage. It’s a tasty cup of caffeinated sanity in an uncertain world”
"Coffee isn't just a beverage. It's a tasty cup of caffeinated sanity in an uncertain world" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on an…
“Coffee isn’t working. Get the jumper cables!”
"Coffee isn't helping/working. Get the jumper cables!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee helps humans like jumper cables help to start a car. "Will…
“Coffee keeps me busy until it’s time to be drunk”
"Coffee keeps me busy until it's time to be drunk" is a humorous saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as coffee mugs and refrigerator magnets. The items have been…
“Coffee keeps me off the naughty list”
"Coffee keeps me off the naughty list" is a Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2016. FacebookGrab your coffee..I want…
“Coffee make brain work gooder”
"Coffee make brain work gooder" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Mmm... coffee make brain work gooder" was posted on Twitter by Mike E on…
“Coffee makes everything okayer”
"Coffee makes everything okayer" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Henderson Coffee on April 23, 2015.…
“Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, but chocolate makes it worthwhile”
"Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, but chocolate makes it worthwhile" is a food saying that has been put on several gift items. The saying has been cited in print since at least…
“Coffee makes me a better person”
"Coffee makes me a better person" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I think coffee makes me a better person" was posted on Twitter by Cindy Phung on April 19,…
“Coffee makes me happy. You, not so much”
"Coffee makes me happy. You, not so much" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee Makes Me Happy You Not So Much T-Shirt" was posted on Zazzle on…
“Coffee now comes in five sizes: small, medium, large, extra large and Monday morning”
Many people need a lot of coffee to get through a Monday. "@ZipcarBoston: Coffee should come in small, medium, large & Monday" was posted on Twitter by Amy Wielgos on July 29, 2013.…
“Coffee now, bourbon later”
"Coffee now, bourbon later" is a saying that has been printed on many images. TwitterDavid Voth@SexCigarsBooze#Coffee now…#Bourbon later(The saying is also shown on a coffee mug. --…