“You had one job” (meme)
"You had one job" is a caption frequently given on many images showing obvious fails. There is a website of these images, titled "You Had One Job! Job related fails even kids can get…
"You had one job" is a caption frequently given on many images showing obvious fails. There is a website of these images, titled "You Had One Job! Job related fails even kids can get…
American actor and comedian Drew Carey is credited with the line: "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and…
American actor and comedian Drew Carey is credited with the line: "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and…
The Chase Manhattan Bank had a popular slogan during the 1960s that is still remembered by many today: "You have a friend at Chase Manhattan." The bank is now known as J. P. Morgan Chase…
"You have been assigned this mountain to show others (that) it can be moved" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is all about challenges…
"You have been assigned this mountain to show others (that) it can be moved" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is all about challenges…
"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" (or, "You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide") is a statement frequently given by someone who wants to…
"You have three choices: Give up, give in, or give it all you've got" has been printed on many posters. "You have 3 choices in anything, give in, give up or give it all you’ve…
"Emergency" sounds like "emergent sea." "I phoned the plumbing hotline to tell them about a salt water flood rising up from the floor, but they said it wasn't an…
The old financial expression of "make ends meet" becomes a joke when a contortionist is mentioned. "The contortionists at Barnum's show will never know what it is to be…
The Committee in the Public Interest sought to improve New York City's public image in 1976, leading to its hosting of the Democratic National Convention that year. William E.…
Many people who order a sub at Subway feel like they're eating a whole loaf of bread in one sitting. "'Ha! And you thought you couldn't eat an entire loaf of bread.' - me…
The Frog Prince fairy tale story by the Brother Grimm has, in some versions, the princess kiss a frog, turning it into a handsome prince. "You have kiss a lot of frogs/toads before you meet a…
"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else" is a quotation that has been printed on many posters, with credit usually given to German-born…
"You have to pay taxes so they protect you from what they'll do to you if you don't pay taxes. That's how mafia works" is a saying that has been printed on an image.…
"You have to put off being young until you can retire" --- that is, when you have money -- is a retirement saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print…
"Modus operandi" is Latin for "mode/manner of operating." "#YUK. RT!'@sixthformpoet: You have to question the modus operandi of people who use Latin for no…
"Speculate to accumulate" (that is, "take chances to win big") appears to have started in gambling and was cited by Broadway scribe Walter Winchell by 1941. The phrase is more…
"You have two cows..." is the start of a joke that's also called the "Parable of the Isms." The joke illustrates what happens to the two cows under Socialism, Communism,…
Film director Billy Wilder (1906-2002) was making the film comedy Kiss Me, Stupid (1964) when he listened to an actor sing. The actor couldn't sing. "You have Van Gogh's ear for…