“Heart attack on a plate” (“Cholesterol on a plate”)
"Heart attack on a plate" (or "cholesterol on a plate") is a dish loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack on a plate" is cited in print since at…
Food/Drink
“Heart attack on a rack” (biscuits and gravy)
"Heart attack on a bun” (a nickname for biscuits and gravy) is a dish loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack on a rack: biscuits and gravy" was printed in The…
“Heart attack on a stick” (“Cholesterol on a stick”)
"Heart attack on a stick" (or "cholesterol on a stick) is a dish loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack on a stick" is cited in print since at least…
“Heart wants love. Soul wants peace. Body wants sex. Stomach wants tacos”
"Heart wants love. Soul wants peace. Body wants sex. Stomach wants tacos" (also "Body wants sex. Heart wants love. Soul wants peace. Stomach needs tacos") is a taco saying that…
“Heat makes things expand, so I don’t have a weight problem. I’m just hot”
"Heat makes things expand, so I don't have a weight problem. I'm just hot" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Thought of the day: If heat makes…
“Heat makes things expand. So I don’t have a weight problem, I’m just hot”
"Heat makes things expand. So I don't have a weight problem, I'm just hot" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "Thought of the day: If heat makes things…
“Heat, Pressure, and Time. The three things that make a diamond, also make a waffle”
"'Time, heat and pressure. The same things that make a diamond also make a waffle.' ~Scott Meyer" was posted on the newsgroup Google Groups: seattle.eats on June 14, 2001.…
“Heaven has a wall and strict immigration policies. Hell has open borders”
"Heaven has a wall and strict immigration policies. Hell has open borders" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is often credited to U.S. President Donald Trump,…
“Heaven has a wall, a gate, and a strict immigration policy. Hell has open borders”
"Heaven has a wall and strict immigration policies. Hell has open borders" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is often credited to U.S. President Donald Trump,…
“Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife”
"Little United Nations riddle, hot-foot from the delegates' lounge as the weary diplomats wend their way to points east: how is it possible to have (a) the best and (b) the worst of…
“Heaven is where the cooks are French, the policemen are English, the mechanics are German…”
The nationalities of Europe each have specialties. "Heaven" might be French cooking and "hell" might be British cooking. “Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police are…
“Heaven will not ever Heaven be, unless my cat is there to welcome me”
The poem "My Dog Is Dead" by F. D. Huntington was printed in the New York (NY) Times on October 14, 1925. The last two lines are: "No -- Heaven will not ever Heaven be Unless my dog…
“Heaven will not ever Heaven be, unless my dog is there to welcome me”
The poem "My Dog Is Dead" by F. D. Huntington was printed in the New York (NY) Times on October 14, 1925. The last two lines are: "No -- Heaven will not ever Heaven be Unless my dog…
“Heavens to Betsy!” (exclamation)
"Heavens to Betsy" is an exclamation of unknown origin. It was first cited in The Flag of Our Union (Boston, MA) on March 28, 1857. There is no evidence that "Betsy" is flag…
“Heck of a job, Brownie!” or “Heckuva job, Brownie!”
"Heck of a job!" ("Heckuva job!") usually had been a compliment by a speaker to someone who worked a tough job under difficult circumstances. On September 2, 2005, U.S.…
“Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off to the kitchen I go. To grab a cup and fill it up. Heigh-ho, heigh-ho”
"Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to work we go" is a song from the animated film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937). "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to the kitchen I go. To…
“Helium walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." One popular science joke is: "Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'We…
“Hell for breakfast” (“Hell-bent for breakfast”)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Dictionary of American Regional Englishhell-for-breakfast adv Also hell-bent for breakfast chiefly West Cf hell-for-leather adv, hell-bent for election adv phr 1,…
“Hell hath no fury like a child whose sibling just pressed the elevator button”
"Hell hath no fury like a child whose sibling just pressed/pushed the elevator button" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Children who get in elevators often fight to press…
“Hell hath no fury like a child whose sibling just pushed the elevator button”
"Hell hath no fury like a child whose sibling just pressed/pushed the elevator button" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Children who get in elevators often fight to press…