“Does anyone have a recipe for ice cream soup?”
"Ice cream soup" is melted ice cream. There's not much of a recipe. "Does anyone have a recipe for ice cream soup?" was posted on Twitter by Sabeana on November 22, 2010.…
Food/Drink
“Does anyone have any spare conspiracy theories? Mine are all coming true…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic and plans for a "Great Reset" seemed to confirm the "conspiracy theories" of many people. "Does anyone have any spare conspiracy…
“Does anyone know how many snowmen you’re allowed in your garden under current restrictions?”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic placed restrictions of the amount of people who are allowed to meet together. Some people wondered if the rules also applied to snowmen. "How many…
“Does anyone know if I can buy clothes pegs online?”
"Online" should not be confused with "on line" (like a clothesline, with clothes pegs). "Can you buy clothes pegs online?" was posted on Facebook by Chris Wright on…
“Does anyone know if the Arachnophobia Helpline has a website?”
"Arachnophobia" is the fear of spiders (and spider webs). This has nothing to do with the world wide web, but there are jokes. "Does anyone know if the Arachnophobia Helpline has a…
“Does anyone know if we can start taking showers yet? Or are we still just washing our hands?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many messages to wash hands, but what about taking showers? "Does anyone know if we can take a shower now, or we should keep just washing our…
“Does anyone know the number that parents are supposed to call if we need a substitute teacher?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in school closures. Parents suddenly became teachers for their children. "Hey Teachers...I'm gonna need the phone number to call and get a…
“Does anyone know where adults can trick or treat? Looking for a neighborhood that hands out tacos”
"Does anyone know where adults can trick or treat? Looking for a neighborhood that hands out tacos and margaritas... #NotAskingForAFriend" is a jocular Halloween saying that has been…
“Does anyone know where I can get an extended car warranty?”
Spam calls and internet messages about car warranties are the subject of many jokes. "Anyone know where I can get an extended warranty on my car?" was posted on Twitter by gregprice on…
“Does anyone know where i can get an extended warranty for my car?”
Spam calls and internet messages about car warranties are the subject of many jokes. "Anyone know where I can get an extended warranty on my car?" was posted on Twitter by gregprice on…
“Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine?”
In the New Testament Gospel of John, Jesus turns water into wine. Many people, in jest, want this recipe. "Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine?"…
“Does anyone remember playing solitaire with real cards?”
"I'm so old, I can remember playing solitaire with an actual deck of cards" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many -- perhaps most -- people now play solitaire on…
“Does anyone want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure”
Some sales have high pressure, but the sale of a broken barometer? "If anyone is interested, I have a broken Barometer for sale. No pressure" was posted on Twitter by Chris Gurton on…
“Does anyone want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure”
Some sales have high pressure, but the sale of a broken barometer? "If anyone is interested, I have a broken Barometer for sale. No pressure" was posted on Twitter by Chris Gurton on…
“Does balancing my checkbook count as exercise?”
"Does balancing my checkbook count as exercise?" is a one-line saying about exercise. The joke was posted by Mary Charlene on Twitter on March 3, 2014. "Does running late count as…
“Does balancing my checkbook count as exercise?”
"Does balancing my checkbook count as exercise?" is a one-line saying about exercise. The joke was posted by Mary Charlene on Twitter on March 3, 2014. "Does running late count as…
“Does butternut squash know how filthy it sounds?”
"Butternut squash" is an accurate name, but some people read something else into it. "'Butternut squash' sounds dirty" was posted on Twitter by Count Killula MD on…
“Does comedy on television cause comedy in the streets?”
One argument about television is that it features too much sex and violence, and that this causes those problems on the streets. Television talk show host Dick Cavett was asked about violence on…
“Does every sentence have to contain a vegetable? Not nececelery”
"Neccescelery/Nececelery/Necescelery" (necessarily + celery) is a nonsense word. "@damienmulley not necescelery" was posted on Twitter by Paraic on September 4, 2009.…
“Does every sentence need to include a vegetable? Not neccescelery”
"Neccescelery/Nececelery/Necescelery" (necessarily + celery) is a nonsense word. "@damienmulley not necescelery" was posted on Twitter by Paraic on September 4, 2009.…