“You aren’t going to get the butt you want by sitting on the one you have”
"You aren't going to get the ass/butt you want by sitting on the one you have" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. "You aren't going to get the butt you want…
Food/Drink
“You aren’t meant to be understood by everyone. You’re meant to blow some minds and break belief…”
"You aren't meant to be understood by everyone. You're meant to blow some minds and break belief systems" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "You're not…
“You aren’t paid according to how hard you work. You are paid according to how hard you are to replace”
"You aren't paid according to how hard you work. You are paid according to how hard you are to replace" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people can work hard,…
“You aren’t necessarily what you eat. If you eat a vegetarian, you probably are not a vegetarian”
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
“You become a libertarian when you realize that it’s wrong to hurt people and take their stuff”
“Don’t hurt people and don’t take their stuff” is a popular libertarian credo. "You become a libertarian when you realize that it’s wrong to hurt people and take their stuff. You…
“You become dangerous to the enemy when you are fully awake to God”
"You become dangerous to the enemy when you are fully awake to God" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In the book Lioness Arising: Wake Up and Change Your World (2010),…
“You belong here/We belong here” (Barclays Center Plaza sign)
Two signs designed by artist Tavares Strachan were placed at the Barclays Center sports arena plaza, at Atlantic and Flatbush Avenues in Brooklyn, in October 2021. “We belong here,” in pink, is…
“You booze, you lose”
"You booze, you lose" is a popular rhyme that is often used in anti-drunk driving campaigns. "With dope, there's hope, but with booze you lose" was cited in print in 1967.…
“You boys line up, alphabetically according to your height” (sports manager jocular speech)
"You boys line up, alphabetically according to your height" is nonsensical sports coach-speak -- a player line rarely can be both alphabetical and also by height. Ed Diddle (1895-1970), a…
“You bring the alcohol, I’ll bring the bad decisions”
"You bring the alcohol/beer/booze/tequila/wine, I'll bring the bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You bring the booze and I'll bring the bad…
“You bring the beer, I’ll bring the bad decisions”
"You bring the alcohol/beer/booze/tequila/wine, I'll bring the bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You bring the booze and I'll bring the bad…
“You bring the booze, I’ll bring the bad decisions”
"You bring the alcohol/beer/booze/tequila/wine, I'll bring the bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You bring the booze and I'll bring the bad…
“You bring the tequila, I’ll bring the bad decisions”
"You bring the alcohol/beer/booze/tequila/wine, I'll bring the bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You bring the booze and I'll bring the bad…
“You bring the wine, I’ll bring the bad decisions”
"You bring the alcohol/beer/booze/tequila/wine, I'll bring the bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You bring the booze and I'll bring the bad…
“You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage”
"You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "I sneak my coffee into public places by claiming it as an…
“You call me ‘Far Right’ when you should be calling me ‘Right so Far’”
"I'm not far right. I'm just right so far" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "Not far right - just Right So Far 😉" was posted on Twitter…
“You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed”
"You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the supposedly "paranoid" person is the one who is actually…
“You call them calories. I call them delicious points”
"Calories? You mean delicious points" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "You call them calories. I call them yummy points" has also been printed on many…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally bake a cake”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a cake”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…