“So you’re telling me your son dried these tomatoes?”
"Sun-dried tomatoes" shouldn't be confused with "son-dried tomatoes," but there are jokes that have been printed on many images. "so you’re telling me your son dried…
Food/Drink
“So your plan is posting memes until someone falls in love with you”
"So my plan is sharing memes until someone falls in love with me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Sharing memes is usually not a good way to find true love.…
“So your plan is sharing memes until someone falls in love with you”
"So my plan is sharing memes until someone falls in love with me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Sharing memes is usually not a good way to find true love.…
“So, sue me!”
"So, sue me!" means, essentially, "That's it. I've done/said all I can do/say. What are you going to do about it? If you want more, take me to court." The statement is…
“So, the CIA can hack into my TV and listen to every word I say, but McDonald’s can’t hear me say ‘no pickles’...”
The McDonald's drive-thru sometimes gets an order wrong, and many people wonder why their speaker system isn't better. This was posted on Facebook by Matt Mitchell on March 9, 2017, and…
“Soak the rich”
"Soak the rich" means to take money from the rich (such as from taxes) so that the rich people will feel "soaked" (slang for "overcharged" or "ripped off").…
“Soccer is 22 people running after a ball” (“Football is 22 people running after a ball”)
"Football/Soccer is 22 people running after a ball" is a popular definition of soccer (or football; also, of American football). "Once, I asked my husband what he found so…
“Soccer is a kick in the grass”
"Soccer is a kick in the grass" is a jocular line that has been printed on bumper stickers. The saying was a slogan of the Tampa Bay Rowdies of the North American Soccer League (NASL),…
“Soccer is America’s sport of the future—and always will be”
"Soccer is America's sport of the future -- and always will be" is an old joke about a sport that has long been predicted to explode in popularity in the United States. "Brazil…
“Soccer is like hockey except it’s much slower and boring and the players are softer and they cry a lot and it’s not fun to watch”
Watching soccer can be unexciting for very long stretches. "Watching a World Cup soccer game is like watching paint dry" was printed in the Marshfield (WI) News-Herald on July 9, 1990.…
“Soccer: 90 minutes of pretending you are injured. Rugby: 80 minutes of pretending you are not”
"Footballers spend 90 minutes pretending they're injured. Rugby players spend 80 minutes pretending they're not" (or "Soccer: 90 minutes of pretending you are injured.…
“Social distancing is boring. ‘Exiled for the good of the realm’ sounds much more interesting”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused social distancing. "'Exiled for the good of the realm' sounds a lot cooler than 'self-isolation' or 'social distancing'…
“Social distancing is like a restraining order for everyone against everyone”
The 2020 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many social distancing requirements. Social distancing was compared to a restraining order. "I do my social distancing the old-fashioned way, usually…
“Social distancing protocols are nothing to be sneezed at”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in social distancing, and this pun was posted on the Sickipedia website on April 26, 2020: "Social distancing protocols are nothing to be sneezed…
“Social Justice Warrior implies the existence of Social Justice Mage and Social Justice Rogue”
A social justice warrior (SJW) is an individual who promotes socially progressive, left-wing or liberal views. "Does the existence of the term Social Justice Warrior imply that we can be a…
“Social Justice Warrior implies the existence of Social Justice Wizard and Social Justice Rogue”
A social justice warrior (SJW) is an individual who promotes socially progressive, left-wing or liberal views. "Does the existence of the term Social Justice Warrior imply that we can be a…
“Social media are boring AF until the unemployed people wake up around 11:30 and start their shit”
"Facebook is boring AF until the unemployed people wake up around 11:30 and start their shit" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Unemployed people wake up later and have…
“Social media be boring until the unemployed people wake up around 11:30 and start they shit”
"Facebook is boring AF until the unemployed people wake up around 11:30 and start their shit" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Unemployed people wake up later and have…
“Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them”
Grammar and social media don't seem to go together well. "Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them" was posted on X/Twitter by Boyd's Backyard™ on…
“Social media crushes are all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket”
"Flirting on the internet: it's all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's all fun and games until someone…