“Pizza is just a plate of food where you can eat the plate, too”
Pizza is crust with food items on top of it, such as cheese and pepperoni. "Pizza is just a plate you can eat" was posted on Twitter on February 19, 2013. "Pizza is like a bunch of…
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“Pizza is just an unfolded Italian burrito”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterDenton Froese@LabvilleReplying to @maptheblue@envczk Is that a pizza or an unfolded burrito? (Either way, yum.)5:12 PM - 22 Feb 2014…
“Pizza is like sex” (Goldberg Pizzeria axiom)
Larry Goldberg (1933-2003) founded the first Goldberg's Pizzeria in New York City in the late 1960s; the last one was closed in 2002. Goldberg's Pizza Book (1971) contained one enduring…
“Pizza is not a bonus”
Many managers see employees working hard and reward them with pizza. The employees, however, really want bonuses. A pizza meme was posted on Facebook by Drew Kamin on October 15, 2019. "When…
“Pizza is the most important meal of the day”
"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" is an old saying. "Pizza is the most important meal of the day" is a popular variation. "'Pizza is the most important…
“Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want”
"Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on many images. "Pizza, my own personal love triangle" was posted on Twitter on…
“Pizza pockets imply the existence of pizza pants”
There are "pizza pockets" (such as a calzone), but there are no "pizza pants." "question from a little kid: if they have pizza pockets, why don't they have pizza…
“Pizza rolls are just dry ravioli”
Various foods have been described as "dry ravioli" (that is, pocket-like and without sauce). “Pop-Tarts are breakfast ravioli” is a frequent saying. "poptarts are just large…
“Pizza rolls are just mini calzones”
Many people have observed that pizza rolls are just smaller versions of calzones. "Pizza rolls are mini calzones" was posted on Twitter on December 24, 2011. "Pizza rolls are just…
“Pizza rolls are the Italian version of Fruit Gushers”
Pizza rolls remind many people of Fruit Gushers. "Fruit gushers + pizza = Tostino's pizza rolls" was posted on Twitter by Paula Savage on January 22, 2012. "Did you ever stop to…
“Pizza rolls not gender roles”
"Pizza rolls not gender roles" is a gender saying that has been printed on many images. "Pizza rolls, not gender roles" was posted on Twitter by Sam Wilson on September 24,…
“Pizza sticks imply the existence of pizza trees”
Do sticks always imply the existence of trees? "The existence of bread sticks implies the existence of bread trees" was posted on Twitter by GlitchCat7 on August 24, 2018. "the…
“Pizza topping implies the existence of pizza bottoming”
There are pizza toppings that are added to a pizza, but no pizza bottomings. "Pizza topping implies the existence of a pizza bottoming" was posted on Twitter by pain jane on June 21,…
“Pizza toppings imply the existence of pizza bottomings”
There are pizza toppings that are added to a pizza, but no pizza bottomings. "Pizza topping implies the existence of a pizza bottoming" was posted on Twitter by pain jane on June 21,…
“Pizza: The edible pie chart”
"Pizza: The edible pie hart" is a jocular saying that has been printed on T-shirts. "Edible pie chart" has been cited since at least 2008. The "Pizza: The Edible Pie…
“Pizzas are cylinders, not circles”
"Pizzas are cylinders" was posted on Twitter by F'tim on April 10, 2014. "if you think about it, pizza is a very thin cylinder" was posted on Twitter by UsicMusic on…
“Pizzas are just flat tacos”
Several Mexican foods have been described as "flat tacos." Tostadas are most frequently described as flat tacos, but the description has also been applied to chalupas, Mexican pizza,…
“Plain M&M’s are a poor man’s Smarties”
The candies Smarties (introduced in the United Kingdom in 1937), M&M's (introduced in the United States in 1941) and Sixlets (introduced in Canada by 1960) have been compared to each…
“Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow”
"Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on the newsgroup bit.listserv.os2-l on August 15, 1997. Authorship is…
“Plan your dive and dive your plan” (scuba diving adage)
"Plan your dive and dive your plan" is a popular diving adage, cited in print since at least 1970. A carefully planned dive that is dived according to that plan can be a successful dive.…