“In France, they applaud meringue, but in Australia, they boo meringue”
"Boomerang" sounds like "boo meringue." "How do Australians express their disgust for French deserts? They boo meringue" was posted on Twitter by David Hannant on…
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“In God we trust (all others pay cash)”
"In God we trust" was the motto of a Philadelphia regiment in 1748. Francis Scott Key's "Star Spangled Banner" (1814) contains the words "In God is our trust."…
“In God we trust and all the guns are just backup”
"In God we trust. Guns are just backup" (also "In God we trust. My guns are just backup," "In God we trust. The guns are just backup" and "In God we trust and all…
“In God we trust. All others must bring data”
"In God we trust” was the motto of a Philadelphia regiment in 1748. Francis Scott Key’s “Star Spangled Banner” (1814) contains the words “In God is our trust.” The association of…
“In God we trust. All others we polygraph”
"In God we trust” was the motto of a Philadelphia regiment in 1748. Francis Scott Key’s “Star Spangled Banner” (1814) contains the words “In God is our trust.” The association of…
“In God we trust. Guns are just backup”
"In God we trust. Guns are just backup" (also "In God we trust. My guns are just backup," "In God we trust. The guns are just backup" and "In God we trust and all…
“In God we trust. My guns are just backup”
"In God we trust. Guns are just backup" (also "In God we trust. My guns are just backup," "In God we trust. The guns are just backup" and "In God we trust and all…
“In God we trust. The guns are just backup”
"In God we trust. Guns are just backup" (also "In God we trust. My guns are just backup," "In God we trust. The guns are just backup" and "In God we trust and all…
“In grade school it’s called bullying, but when you get older it’s called upper level management”
"In grade school it's called bullying, but when you get older it's called upper level management" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as…
“In hell, every sandwich is made with Miracle Whip”
Many people either love or hate Miracle Whip (originally a less expensive alternative to mayonnaise). "RT @YourFavWhiteGuy: Even bums turn down sandwiches made with Miracle Whip" was…
“In high school, our gym teacher asked us who we thought the smartest teacher in the school was…”
Who is the smartest teacher in a school? This was posted on Twitter by 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 on February 29, 2020, and received over 1,100,000 likes: "in high school our gym…
“In Hitler’s defence, he did kill Hitler”
German politician and leader of the Nazi Party Adolf Hitler (1889-1945) shot himself in the head on April 30, 1945, just as Soviet troops were approaching. (Many believe tat Hitler escaped to South…
“In Hitler’s defense, he did kill Hitler”
German politician and leader of the Nazi Party Adolf Hitler (1889-1945) shot himself in the head on April 30, 1945, just as Soviet troops were approaching. (Many believe tat Hitler escaped to South…
“In hockey, goaltending is 75 percent of the game—unless it’s bad goaltending”
"In hockey, goaltending is 75 percent of the game. Unless it's bad goaltending. Then it's 100 percent of the game because you're going to lose" was credited to former…
“In honor of tax season, for an extra $50, the hookers in Times Square will handle your extension”
American late night television comedian David Letterman hosted the New York City-based shows Late Night with David Letterman on NBC and Late Show with David Letterman on CBS, broadcasting from 1982…
“In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness”
"In honor of the fall equinox I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Doth on Septembe 23, 2019, and this received over 7,300…
“In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness”
"In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness" was posted on Twitter by Doth on December 21, 2017. "I also will" was changed to…
“In honor of the winter solstice, I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness”
"In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness" was posted on Twitter by Doth on December 21, 2017. "I also will" was changed to…
“In Iowa, they pick corn; in New Hampshire, they pick presidents”
New Hampshire likes to brag that its primary is more important that the Iowa caucus to the presidential election cycle. In 1988, Vice President George H. W. Bush lost the Iowa caucus to Kansas…
“In journalism, the pay might be low and the hours long, but at least everyone hates you”
There's a "joke" in journalism that the pay is low and the hours are long -- but at least everyone hates you. The saying has been printed on several images. "Though I learned a…