“In conclusion, there are ten letters”
People often wrap up a presentation with "in conclusion." "In conclusion, there are ten letters" is a joke. There are ten letters in the word "conclusion." "In…
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“In confusion there is profit”
The comedy film Operation Petticoat (1959) was directed by Blake Edwards and starred Tony Curtis and Cary Grant; the script (the product of four writers) was nominated for an Academy Award. Lt.…
“In court, your fate is in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to escape jury duty”
Norm Crosby, a comedian, told this joke on The Tonight Show in 1978: "There's so much lunacy in the world...look at courtrooms. Where else would you place yourself in the hands of 12…
“In Crust We Trust”
Denino's Pizzeria & Tavern on Staten Island has used the slogan "In Crust We Trust." "In pizza we crust" is a similar slogan. CitysearchDenino's Pizzeria Tavern524…
“In dog beers, I’ve only had one”
"In dog beers, I've only had one" is a popular T-shirt slogan. The slogan implies that a six-pack of beers equals only one in "dog beers." The saying has been cited in…
“In economics, two people can win a Nobel Prize for saying the opposite thing”
Gunnar Myrdal (1898-1987) and Friedrich von Hayek (1899-1992) shared the 1974 Nobel Prize in Economics, even though the former supported left-wing socialism and the latter supported right-wing free…
“In England, ‘booster shot’ is spelled ‘borchestershire shot’”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, and these vaccines had booster shots. "In Massachusetts, booster shot is spelled borcester shot" was posted on Twitter by Adam…
“In every language, we all know what time McDonald’s stops serving breakfast”
McDonald's fast food restaurants have Monday-Friday breakfast hours of 5 a.m.-10:30 a.m. A joke is: "While everyone may not speak the same language, we all know what time McDonald’s…
“In February, your daily rent is more expensive than in all other months”
February is the shortest month (28 or 29 days), so a flat monthly rate is most expensive (on average per day) in February. "Shortest month ever. Rent is more expensive in February" was…
“In Florida we salt margaritas, not sidewalks”
A margarita cocktail is often served in a glass with a salted rim. A cold climate area might use salt on sidewalks and roads to prevent icing. "We salt margaritas, not sidewalks" (or…
“In for a dime, in for a dollar”
"In for a dime, in for a dollar" is an American version of "in for a penny, in for a pound" (the British pound currency, in a saying that dates to the 1600s). The saying means…
“In France, they applaud meringue, but in Australia, they boo meringue”
"Boomerang" sounds like "boo meringue." "How do Australians express their disgust for French deserts? They boo meringue" was posted on Twitter by David Hannant on…
“In God we trust (all others pay cash)”
"In God we trust" was the motto of a Philadelphia regiment in 1748. Francis Scott Key's "Star Spangled Banner" (1814) contains the words "In God is our trust."…
“In God we trust and all the guns are just backup”
"In God we trust. Guns are just backup" (also "In God we trust. My guns are just backup," "In God we trust. The guns are just backup" and "In God we trust and all…
“In God we trust. All others must bring data”
"In God we trust” was the motto of a Philadelphia regiment in 1748. Francis Scott Key’s “Star Spangled Banner” (1814) contains the words “In God is our trust.” The association of…
“In God we trust. All others we polygraph”
"In God we trust” was the motto of a Philadelphia regiment in 1748. Francis Scott Key’s “Star Spangled Banner” (1814) contains the words “In God is our trust.” The association of…
“In God we trust. Guns are just backup”
"In God we trust. Guns are just backup" (also "In God we trust. My guns are just backup," "In God we trust. The guns are just backup" and "In God we trust and all…
“In God we trust. My guns are just backup”
"In God we trust. Guns are just backup" (also "In God we trust. My guns are just backup," "In God we trust. The guns are just backup" and "In God we trust and all…
“In God we trust. The guns are just backup”
"In God we trust. Guns are just backup" (also "In God we trust. My guns are just backup," "In God we trust. The guns are just backup" and "In God we trust and all…
“In grade school it’s called bullying, but when you get older it’s called upper level management”
"In grade school it's called bullying, but when you get older it's called upper level management" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as…