“Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or ‘just a friend’”
"Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or 'just a friend'" and "Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or doesn't/won't text me back" are…
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“Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or doesn’t text me back”
"Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or 'just a friend'" and "Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or doesn't/won't text me back" are…
“Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or won’t text me back”
"Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or 'just a friend'" and "Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or doesn't/won't text me back" are…
“Everything I really need to know about Islam, I learned on September 11th, 2001”
"Everything I really need to know about Islam, I learned on September 11th, 2001" (or, "All I really need to know about Islam, I learned on September 11th, 2001") refers to the…
“Everything in moderation. Except bacon”
"Everything in moderation. Except bacon" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Owtlaw: 'Everything in moderation.' #FreeAdvice // except bacon"…
“Everything in moderation. Except coffee”
"Everything in moderation. Except coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Everything in moderation... except coffee. And awesomeness. (via @heykolls)"…
“Everything is cancelled. You know what’s not cancelled? Laundry. Laundry is never cancelled”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused many cancellations, such as schools and sporting events. "Everything is cancelled expect for laundry..laundry is never cancelled 😜" was posted…
“Everything is closing so I’m opening a strip club/breakfast diner/daycare: Tits, Grits & Babysits”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic closed many businesses. "I'm opening a strip club/breakfast diner/daycare center..... Calling it.. TITS GRITS AND WE BABYSITS!" was posted on…
“Everything on a Bagel” (Ess-a-Bagel)
The Ess-a-Bagel ("ess"=eat) stores have the slogan "everything on a bagel." They sell more than bagels, however. Ess-a-BagelHistory Ess-a-Bagel, Inc., was established in 1976 on…
“Everything that can be invented has been invented”
Charles Holland Duell (1880-1920), the commissioner of the United States Patent and Trademark Office from 1898 to 1901, supposedly told President McKinley in 1899 that the office should be…
“Everything that has made you an outsider in the dying culture has prepared you…”
"Everything that has made you an outsider in the dying culture has (now) prepared you as a leader for the new earth" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'New…
“Everything we eat is processed sunshine”
"Everything we eat is processed sunshine" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The St. Louis (MO) Post-Dispatch reported in 2001 that an organic farmer sold T-shirts…
“Everything woke turns to shit”
"Everything woke turns to shit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Get woke, go broke” and “Go woke, go broke” are related sayings. Wikipedia: WokeWoke (/ˈwoʊk/…
“Everything you see on TV is a scripted performance with the purpose of shaping your world view…”
"Everything you see on TV is a scripted performance with the purpose of shaping your world view to benefit the powerful interests running the show" is a saying that has been printed on…
“Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti” (Italian actress Sophia Loren)
Italian actress and sex symbol Sophia Loren was profiled in Life magazine on August 11, 1961: "She eats everything in sight, washed down with red wine, and when teased about her appetite…
“Everything’s bigger in Texas”
"Everything's bigger in Texas" (sometimes ""Everything's bigger and better in Texas" or "They grow things bigger in Texas") reflects what was once…
“Everything’s chicken but the gravy”
"Everything's chicken but the gravy (and that's chicken gravy)" is an infrequently used saying that has been cited in print since at least 1945, when it was included in the…
“Everything’s funnier when you’re not allowed to laugh”
"Everything's funnier when you're not allowed to laugh" is a saying that's appropriate in many situations (such as government, business and schools) and that has been…
“Everywhere You Go” (Duane Reade)
"Everywhere You Go" is the jingle/motto of the Duane Reade drugstore chain. The company name was taken from the corner of Duane Street and Reade Street in lower Manhattan, with the first…
“Evil does not exist within a gun”
The Sandy Hook Elementary School shootings on December 14, 2012 in Newtown, Connecticut, left 27 people dead and was a major national news story for weeks, prompting many people to push for gun…